5.06.2009

Your Honor vs. Your Honor

Story here. This appears to be no big deal, but in this era of EVERYTHING requiring a Kenneth Starr-like investigation, the Texas Rangers have been called in to investigate. And then the DA's office will recuse itself and some special prosecutor will get involved. And then no some non-Dallas County judge will have to be brought in to hear the case if one is filed. And then there will be an investigation by the State Bar's judicial conduct commission. It will cost you a bunch of money when all that needs to be done is for these two guys to get together an apologize for acting like a couple of kids from Southpark.

9 comments:

epic said...

My favorite line: "the incident will be referred to the Texas Rangers (the police agency not the baseball team)."

Atticus said...

"Dust off the electric chair!"

Anonymous said...

Posted by Pecos45 @ 4:33 PM Wed, May 06, 2009
Q: What do you call the person who graduated last in their class in law school?

A: Your honor.

RPM said...

Steel cage match!!!

Anonymous said...

Don't ever bet on the white guy.

Anonymous said...

Who is white? Cortez?

Anonymous said...

Thank god a caucasion male was not involved. Network news is great at night without John Wiley and Lulac the lead story.

Anonymous said...

The only reason you read about this here and not by getting beat over the head by every outlet in every possible media since the second it was over is because there wasn't a white guy involved.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who ever appeared before Moye' can tell you he is a complete jerk.