- First, she doesn't back down from Perez Hilton at the Miss USA Pageant by declaring that marriage should only be between a man and a woman.
- Edge: Family Values
- Then we find out that she has implants and that the California pageant had paid for them.
- Edge: All men, everywhere.
- Then this picture shows up all over the place on the Inkernets with the dirty liberals claiming this shows she's not so "family value" oriented after all. The conservatives claim that it's just a smear job by the pro-gay marriage crowd.
- Edge: I don't know. My head just exploded.
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