5.07.2009

Pulling Back The Curtain

A lot of people ask me, "How are you so awesome?" That's a good question, and I understand why you want to ask it. Well, I'll let you in on a little secret. Ol' bu-bear fires up Cheers To You about three times a week. Just when I'm ready to get out the dress blues and down a bottle of Paxil, that does the trick. I'm back to my normal fun-filled self in a matter of moments.

13 comments:

Andria said...

Bu-bear??

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, it says money-back guarantee, but I bet you can only get a refund posthumously

Anonymous said...

That's just plain STUPID!

Remote Controller said...

I just bought one! I am really excited. I think I will play in my car with the windows rolled down and crank my volume up so everyone can here!

Anonymous said...

Paxil blows, try zoloft

Anonymous said...

but wait. not only do you get the cheers for you , but also the ronco tator wacker. all for 19.99!!!

Anonymous said...

BuBear!!

Anonymous said...

Yes, I feel special!!

I have finally made the big time!!

Someone is finally listening to me!!

My banjo days are over, whooo-rahhh

Duble fake: Stewart Smalley

Anonymous said...

Awwww...That was precious that you refered to yourself as Bu-bear. Lord knows I've read many comments refering to you with same nickname. Must be something to it. ;)

And if something as simply as that lifts your spirits, I say do it.

But, i really think your laying down a big ol' bunch of BS! :) Cuz, that really was kinda

Anonymous said...

CHEEZY!

Anonymous said...

Idiocracy has arrived

Anonymous said...

You're such an endearing dork sometimes, bubear.

Christine said...

featured on the ellen degeneres show? 1) she probably wasn't promoting it sincerely. 2) thats not really a great endorsement, seeing as how many people in certain areas of the country and in certain political parties hate her.