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3.05.2009

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts

  • A web site that should be great but is horrible: Fort Worth Weekly.
  • I find Bill Maher to be hateful and not particularly funny.
  • Some comments have asked me why I haven't posted the "pink bikini girl pic" that was sent to me. Uh, what pink bikini girl?
  • The white blooms on trees that I thought wouldn't happen this year will probably occur after all. I predict Saturday will be the peak day to see them.
  • This American Life has done it again: Want to understand how Citigroup or Bank of America's financial statement got out of whack in a simple and understandable way? This week's podcast explains. (I love that stuff.)
  • If the major banks do fail (and they are far from out of the woods), the government will take them over on a Friday afternoon so that they can have the weekend to get organized.
  • I truly don't know if people are basically good or basically bad.
  • After representing hundreds of "alleged criminals" over the years, it's the habitual thief that has the worst personality. Those charged with drugs can be very secretive and reserved. And DWI folks are the most normal.
  • Worst imaginable Texas legislature party invitees: Jane Nelson, Florence Shapiro, and Phil King.
  • Heard a lawyer two days ago refer to representing people going through a divorce as having to "deal with two people when they are at their worst."
  • Double Fake Financial Expert Jim Cramer became the subject of the daily presidential press briefing on Tuesday. How is that possible?
  • Do people really "hang around the water cooler?"
  • I'm still miffed about the guy that told me I couldn't take pictures at the Gun Show. And I've yet to have anyone verify that is a rule.
  • Craziest KXAS website headline yesterday: "Texas: Happy Birthday. Now Die."
  • T.O. is gone,and we now will rely upon former Evil Empire receiver Roy Williams. Anybody comfortable with that?
  • One of my favorite movie moments was over 10 years ago when I went to see "A Thin Line Between Love and Hate" in a theater where there was a predominately African American crowd. I had never seen a movie crowd respond so vocally to what they saw on the screen. It was great.
  • I attended it with a girlfriend whom I loved and hated.
  • The best cops are those that understand they aren't there to change the world.
  • Just heard about a two separate motorcycle accidents on the WBAP traffic report.

56 comments:

Anonymous said...

I saw Passenger 57 at the Chateau (old dollar theater) in Irving. Me and my friend were the only white people in a packed theater. Best movie-watching experience ever. White audiences are boring.

Anonymous said...

Glad to see T.O. depart, though Mr. Williams also needs an attitude adjustment. I really miss Tom Landry & Clint Murchison.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

That girl needs to organize her electrical cords before someone trips on them.

I would enjoy the discussion with you of whether people or good or bad. I really would.

Roy Williams will lead the Cowboys to the Super Bowl.

I can't stand Bill Maher. I'd like to lock him in a room with Bill O'Reilley and lose the key. I dont' even care to go back and see which one survives...just leave them there. Better yet, leave them enough food for a lifetime and let them hash it out until it's time for the nursing home...or mental institution.

Double Fake Liberal Republican

Anonymous said...

Oh My!!!! Great picture!

I would be more than happy to help her tighten up that corset for her!!

Anonymous said...

i agree about FW Weekly. Could be awesome, but somehow comes out lame

Anonymous said...

Now that is a hott GIRL Wow... My kind of Chick

Anonymous said...

ALL T O WANTED TO DO WAS WIN .

JERRY JONES GO BACK TO ARKANSAS

Anonymous said...

Today's pic indicates I roused your curiosity with yesterday's comment about Scarlet Johannsen busting out of her bodice. Impressive, but still not a fan of the big fake ones (if that's the case)

"I find Bill Maher to be hateful and not particularly funny."
DITTO

"I truly don't know if people are basically good or basically bad."
Yes

"T.O. is gone,and we now will rely upon former Evil Empire receiver Roy Williams. Anybody comfortable with that?"
It'll be a relief not having that drama queen around, even if there is no improvement in the team's performance/record. It should help the locker room atmosphere.
Heard the Musers this morning say that maybe this means the 'Boys will lean on a solid ground game a la the Giants or Steelers. Sounds good to me, but they both have REALLY good defenses to balance that equation

"Uh, what pink bikini girl?"
Exactly

Anonymous said...

Cramer became a whippin boy because he told the truth.

Anonymous said...

Isn't Tom Landry also from the "Evil Empire"?

Double Fake Longhorn Apologist

Anonymous said...

I have to disagree with the comment at 8:11
TO just wanted to be in the spotlight, regardless of whether the team won. His huge ego would be bearable if he were a team leader. See Irvin, Michael aka "The Playmaker". That's the definition of a guy who wanted to win. TO has never been a team player. He is a media whore, in the same category as Paris Hilton

Anonymous said...

I approve of today's rando photo. And you can quote me on that....And by the way, old pinkini is on her way to you big boy.

Let the people see her and decide if they want you to pick the girls for LLFTLODQ or ME!!!!!!!!!,,since I am always bitching and you are always picking the turds.

Anonymous said...

To try and help you come to the truth about people being basically good or bad, let me ask a question I heard this past week. When children can start speaking, what do they say first, yes or no? There's your answer, Barry.

Bigwillie02 said...

I think she had her organs removed from her stomach and stuffed in her boobs.

Anonymous said...

I think there's a piano in one side and an organ in the udder.

Anonymous said...

I would like to see you post some African American chicks. Or are you like Sarah T. Hughes, who forced integration of the Dallas schools in the 1960s but lived in all white Highland Park. Or like the Supreme Court justices who issued similar rulings, but lived in all white Virginia suburbs of DC. Just thinking. Why is it that white girls have accepted blacks, but you white guys won't take a second look at a black chick and ask for a date. It does not make any difference if you are conservative or liberal.

Jarhead said...

Why is this administration caring so much about TV and radio personalities? It seems kind of low brow to be stooping to that level. I guess since Bush is gone, they need some new whipping boys to divert our attention from the sad reality of our economic and social situation.

Stay above the media fray and FOCUS on all your promises of change and hope.

At some point, Obama is going to run out of people to blame and actually have to take it upon himself to live up to the lofty standards he set for his administration and his cheerleaders at the helm of Congress.

Anonymous said...

I heard on 105.3 THE FAN this morning they are letting Roy Williams go today.

Anonymous said...

"Bringing Down The House" w/Steve Martin and Queen Latifa, we were the only white family there. It was greatness!

Richard Morgan said...

The reason the bank takeover will happen on a Friday afternoon has nothing to do with giving people the weekend to handle things. It has to do with what will happen to the Dow Jones Industrial Average when the nationalized bank announcement comes. (Hint: It's going to tank hard and fast.)

Anonymous said...

As a cop...You can't change the world, I thought I could when I started 17 years ago. (Boy, was I sadley mistaken) But, You can change a few things in a few people's life, and i'm content with that.

Anonymous said...

B
Watch last night's daily show. He scwered MSNBC. Pure genius. I think that is why Cramer came up.

Anonymous said...

914 you must be nuts, white chicks haven't taken to niggers..only a few wigger girls who love rap and that nigger smell..!

Anonymous said...

7:58, How cool to hear about the Chateau - a blast from my past.

I can remember seeing first run movies there as a kid (late '60s, early '70s) and later the dollar shows when Mr. Meagher would visit with patrons in the lobby.

Fun times.

Last time I was over there, I think it was an Indian theatre. Irving's changed a lot...

Anonymous said...

I had a friend who did a BLACK CHICK and he said never again as they have a warm musky aroma.

Anonymous said...

ON THE TOPIC OF CNBC - THE DAILY SHOW DID A GREAT RECAP OF HOW FULL OF SH** THIS PEOPLE ARE

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=220252&title=cnbc-gives-financial-advice

IT SHOWS HOW OFF TARGET ALL THESE BLOW HARDS HAVE BEEN.

Anonymous said...

BG, that is a scary pic. Way unnatural!

Anonymous said...

Hey, I don't have a problem dating a black chick. The only problem is the dang good looking ones are a little higher standard than myself. Don't kid yourself dude, white guy's check out black chicks all the time and I've seen some dang good looking black women. Too bad for me I never had the gut's to ask them out in College for fear of being told "no way cracker". Hate to disappoint but you're wrong buddy.

Anonymous said...

Beware of a government that targets private citizens. Free speech is in danger as are all other fundementals of our God given rights. You liberal weeenies should be starting to see the damage that you've done by electing a communist community organizer and his clan. Choke on your kool aid. Now Obammy says that health care must be fixed now. I think his plate is kind of full right now without trying to push socialized medicine down our throats.

Bigwillie02 said...

9:37. It was reported first on the TICKET !


Stay Hard!

Anonymous said...

when i want to pick up black chicks i usually head up to montague county where they are all beautiful and plentiful....!! me loves that smell !

Anonymous said...

Black people are nappy.

AnObiter said...

Those Bolt-Ons = shockingly bad.

Comments regarding black people/women = equally so.

RPM said...

I must be the only one that thinks Bill Mahr is a sharp cookie. Is he acid tongued? Yes. But that's his schtick.

At least Mahr constantly reminds you he's an entertainer and not a pundit, unlike most conservative entertainers (Limbaugh, Colter, ect.).

Anonymous said...

Limbaugh and Colter inform and make money;

Mahr entertains and makes money as well as talks out of his ass, which is worth every penny.

Anonymous said...

Jim Carey talks out his ass and I laugh a lot when he does.

Anonymous said...

So Blacks smell?, that's a new one to me. I am happily married to a black male, and i have never noticed a smell.

Anonymous said...

1:07 needs to be in the U.S. Customs line at JFK when South African Airways lands!

Anonymous said...

1:14, why don't you go to South Africa and see how you come back smelling.. Just Saying

Anonymous said...

South Africa? The girl my friend did was from South Dallas.

Anonymous said...

107 not only do they smell rank, they all lie like a sob with every breath..like obama..

Anonymous said...

Barry I know you like to stir up controversy and you don't like to censor but some of these comments make me want to stop reading here.

Anonymous said...

I did not want all this racism, just a picture of a cute black woman. But now that I have seen "Thursday Afternoon", I will leave the choice of beauty to BG and back off.

Anonymous said...

"back off?"

Anonymous said...

Well I love my black man, and I believe that this reader deserves a picture of a beautiful black woman. Who cares what Wise County thinks of blacks, Seriously.!!!!!

Anonymous said...

3:19, Do you love your 88 Cutlass with the donut spare tire on the front too?

Anonymous said...

"Well I love my black man, and I believe that this reader deserves a picture of a beautiful black woman."

You lost me there- kindly esplain.

Anonymous said...

If i had an 88 Cutless, yeah i would!!!! Spare tire and all...

Anonymous said...

ESPLAIN?

Anonymous said...

Skippy, I am thenthitive and am offended by some of these comments. I just can't take it anymore. I am not alone when I say that all liberal weenies are offended by everything everyday and I thought that it would all CHANGE when our new Lord and Savior was elected President.

Anonymous said...

I think there's a piano in one side and an organ in the udder.

9:06 AM

That was great! Thanks.

Anonymous said...

"Limbaugh and Colter inform and make money;
12:57 PM"
Inform? Have you been visiting those Eighter courts lately and geting meth? Inform? HaHAHAHA. Inform indeed. Made up shit is more correct. Especially Coulter. Rush is Drudge-ReHash.

Anonymous said...

Is there anyone out there who truly understands what it means when the leader of a country or that leader's representative moves to shut down, even if only by harsh reply, those with opposing viewpoints? Do any of you understand what types of countries that happens in? And now, the U.S.? At least there is some comfort in knowing that a majority of voting Americans wanted to be subjected to a dictatorship. Some comfort...

Anonymous said...

People definetely still "hang around the water cooler" though it's not always specifically a water cooler. At my work, it's the laminator.

Anonymous said...

Prejudice;a biased opinion based on emotion rather than reason.ie cars ,people,towns, color pink or green hehe.Perhaps the most common human emotion. Racism is probably the worse thing in human behavior.DAGO.

Anonymous said...

She looks like she has smokers breath.