10.29.2008

Halloween Pick Me Up

You know, I'm a sucker for that "I Dream Of Jeannie" outfit. I'm pretty sure I'd marry a girl on the spot if she showed up on my front doorstep wearing that thing -- even if she looked like that chick from the "Faces of Meth" poster. It's overpowering.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

That poster should be relabeled as: "8 YEARS OF THE GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENCY"

Anonymous said...

I remember watching IDOJ as a kid and thinking, "He's a bachelor astronaut with a hot genie in see-through pajamas and he makes wishes for her to do stuff like ironing his shirt?" That was the most implausable part of the show!

Bobby said...

But do you think you would act like Major Tony Nelson? I know I wouldn't...she would be taking care of my every need! You know...mowing the yard, doing the dishes, and even doing the laundry!

Anonymous said...

Yesterday, I forwarded an email with Obama's name in it. My email spellchecker didn't recognize the word OBAMA so it suggested a correction of OSAMA. Very funny.

Anonymous said...

"Meanwhile, back stage at Rick's Cabaret, the new talent prepares for their first trip to Center Stage."

When IDOJ first aired, Jennie had to keep her navel covered per the network censors. My, how things have changed.

Double Fake Barbara Eden

Anonymous said...

barry, is that your law office?

Anonymous said...

Is the one on the right a Third Reich outfit?

Anonymous said...

BuBear's past and future wives get together to discuss who's turn it is to wake Barry up at exactly.....3.....A.....M

Double Fake Tick Tock

Anonymous said...

To 12:16

UM, WHAT????? (With very puzzled look on face)

Anonymous said...

Is this the real Texas Tech swim team, except for the dark one?

Anonymous said...

I like the gangster one most, myself.

Anonymous said...

I think maybe the third one from the right is supposed to be a sort of wonder woman....except she's missing the tiara with the star on it.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

*Sigh*

Okay... follow along: From the viewers left to right...

Hot Airline Pilot Chick
Hot Dorothy from WofOZ
Hot Race Car Chick
Hot Jeanie from a bottle
Hot Latina Dancing Chick (Latina Outfit like Carmen Miranda)
Hot Boxing Chick
Hot Gangster Chick
Hot Convict Chick

And good luck getting your wife to dress up as any of these.

And maybe slightly better luck asking her to do so on Halloween.