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1.04.2008

Britney Breakdown Countdown

As I slept soundly in a fetal position in the corner last night, we had drama at Britney's house. Seems like she got all liquored up and refused to give up her kids to her ex. For some crazy reason, she was then taken to the hospital.

The gal is crazy. Me loves me some crazy.

Edit: Best pic I could find of her from last night.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think she was taken to the hospital to determine what kind of drugs were in her system....

Anonymous said...

Dude you are on it doggone it! Please continue reporting on breaking events as only you can!

Anonymous said...

There are thousands of women in Wise Count that are crazier than Britney. They haven't had kids so they won't be all stretched out, either.

Anonymous said...

do you think ?

Anonymous said...

Hey, I think I really like the term I saw that describes her (and others like her)--Popwreck!! Very fitting label for good-for-nothing "celebrities".

Anonymous said...

8:05 LMAO! How true.

Anonymous said...

If she only had brains, beauty and talent, she could have gone places.

Anonymous said...

Hey don't know about the crazy, childless, hotties here in Wise Co. but you could always drive to Louisiana and get your very own white trash DIVA!!

Gern Blnsten said...

Does anyone see the whole comparison to Marilyn Monroe thing happening? This is so sad...
She used to be a stone fox!

Anonymous said...

I could only see the connection between her and Marilyn if she boinked Hillbilly Clinton and then he had his bootjack thugs kill her like he did Vince Foster.

Anonymous said...

gern, yes the similarities are uncanny. They were both untalented women. At least Monroe slept with the President, Britney was knocked up by Kevin Federline.

Anonymous said...

If Britney was a regular WC girl and lived in one of our local trailer parks and I knew of her situation and reputation I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole.
If I had a chance at her in real life now I'd lick her toes and wouldn't care who knew. Why is this? Is there something wrong with me?

Anonymous said...

C'mon let's see those fake eye-brows, bitch!

Greggo

Anonymous said...

Break out the tin-foil hat for 11:54 a.m. Dude, four different investigations Foster's death to be a suicide, even one done by Ken Starr.

It's amazing how the word Clinton makes conservatives lose their grasp on rationality. It's quite hilarious actually.

Anonymous said...

Anon at 3:10 deserves an answer.I'm curious.

Anonymous said...

Anon. at 8:05 gotta agree with your first sentence- too much personal experience to deny.But that second thought not too sure on that.Seems like the crazier they are the the more crumb crunchers they have.

Anonymous said...

Poor girl.I would make all the bad people go away.Where's JT when she needs him?

mzchief said...

Since Britney is being held in custody per Section 5150 perhaps she will FINALLY receive some MUCH needed psychiatric care.

Anonymous said...

Unfitney at it again.

I am glad they are locking her up - hopefully they can make her stay for a while and she can get some real help. Seriously - where is her parents and why are they not taking care of business. I understand she is an adult but at some point someone needs to step in and say enough is enough.

Anonymous said...

Mzchief, you have no room to talk about people being crazy. Only a certifiable loon would wear a coat you have on in that picture.

Anonymous said...

6:41, You don't ski or you'd know Mzchief's outfit is tame for what you usually see when you ski. Most folks look like freakin' clowns when they ski. I think Mzchief's hot.

Anonymous said...

Britney is a Bush supporter.

Anonymous said...

I dig MZCHIEF