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1.04.2008

Mom Doing Damage Control? Not So Much


The lady that had her daughter write the fake "essay" (which was four sentences long, by the way) about her Fake Dead Daddy in order to win Hannah Montana tickets, was on The Today Show this morning.

So odd. Matt Lauer, because the lady was "very nervous", allowed her to read a statement apologizing for the incident. But more odd was that she appeared with her lawyer and psychiatrist. Psychiatrist?

It was fairly boring until she said that she had explained to her daughter what had happened by being truthful. "I told my daughter the truth. I told her we wrote an essay and they said it was a lie. And I refused to accept the tickets."

"Refuse the tickets or they were taken away?" Lauer asked.

"I refused the tickets," came the reply.

She's still having a little difficulty with that Truth Thing. But good eyebrows.

33 comments:

Jarhead said...

Yeah, she did a bad thing but damn. Those eyebrows are about the most distracting thing I've ever seen.

She looks like David Ferrie.

Think Frustrated said...

A lot of Latina girls do their eyebrows like this. They shave them off, then draw them back on with a sharpie. They also do the weird things with their lipstick where they outline the lips with a dark color and have a light color on the inside. Very strange.

House of R & R said...

Homemade eyebrows makes me laugh everytime!

Anonymous said...

i call that lipstick look the cat butt.

Anonymous said...

Holy Eye liners, Batman!
How can one expect this lady to tell the truth when she tries to lie to everyone and convince them she has eyebrows?

WOW!

Anonymous said...

Question for the ladies...

Do women that paint on their eyebrows really, really think they are attractive/fashionable???

Enquiring minds want to know

Anonymous said...

Mexicans cook good.

Silicone Alley said...

STAY AWAY FROM THE SHARPIE!!

Anonymous said...

Not sure why they do that! I'm sure she had nice dark eyebrows (of course they probably didn't match the weird brown hair she has). You'd think she could just shape what she has. This is a scary look.

Anonymous said...

The really sad part of this story and our society is the notion of entittlement at any price.

Just because we can doesn't mean we should.

Anonymous said...

I loved "they said it was a lie"...Not we told a big lie, not it was a big lie...

Anonymous said...

She doesn't have eyebrows. And when she writes her book or signs her TV show deal, she'll make more money than the rest of us do. She will, in other words, be rewarded in the end for being scum.

Unfatcat said...

10:36 I was wondering the same thing.
10:52 You are correct as is 11:52.
Lots of intelligent folks on the barryblog today. Hope we can keep it that way for awhile.
Translation; shut up Wordpyle.

Anonymous said...

some women "paint" on their eyebrows because after so many years of plucking or waxing they have none left to grow. i have a friend that does that to hers and they are hideous! but what is really hideous is seeing her w/o the "paint!"

Anonymous said...

Holy schnikees! I'm telling you if you see anyone, anywhere with brows like that-RUN,crazy person everytime.

Anonymous said...

Did she learn her makeup tips in the joint?

Anonymous said...

David Ferrie-good one.

Anonymous said...

Can being stuck in an elevator for two days make you turn gay?

Anonymous said...

An ammoral human is more of a rarity than you may think so get a good look,and watch the videos especially.

Anonymous said...

not just mexicans do this...

Anonymous said...

I fear the Mexican

Jarhead said...

1:53:

I was wondering when someone would finally get that Dennis Miller-esque reference...

Anonymous said...

Okay, I'm guessing that her "x" ran back to the Mexican border and we won't see his sorry ass around here for some time - smart guy!

Greggo

Anonymous said...

she should hae to atually work i those who have lived what she lied about living through and i bet that she is getting ready to sue the h.m pople for taking the tickets and making her child relize that her mom is nothing more than a lying dog

mzchief said...

You would HOPE someone who draws on their eyebrows could manage to get them EVEN, especially for a television interview.

Anonymous said...

The sad thing is no matter what, someone who could act like this will never be able to feel remorse.

Anonymous said...

Do all people caught in a lie have to go on the Today show? If she's so nervous, why go? Who is making her do this? Did she commit a crime? How many Today shows would it take to interview everyone who cheats on their taxes? Cheats on a test? Or their spouse? Doesn't return a wallet they find? There are far more dishonest acts than faking a story for a contest that you never dreamed you would actually win.

Anonymous said...

5:34 and others...never lied or cheated, have ya?

Anonymous said...

It's the anti-uni-brow. Don't y'all know? Think Frida.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Think, one of my friends told me her husband told her that MzCreep paints her lips like that sometimes.

Anonymous said...

Those eyebrows are not fake. They are real. Just like Pro-Rassling is Real.

Anonymous said...

I think MZ is cool.

Hinney Insane said...

Just like Compassinate Conservatives. Wait, that is fairyland thinking. No such thing. "Kill'em all that are not Conservative Like Me!" Let God and Chuck Heston sort them out!!!!!
HeeeeeeeYaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaa!!! The Mom should just be shot. End of problem. Nice Christian Conservative Family take in the Child. She can be a servant, in so many ways. Yum, Yum, Whoa, mean Amen, Amen.