8.15.2007

And Deliver It By UPS, Beeeyotch


An inmate sues NFL QB Michael Vick for stealing his dogs. And wants $63,000,000,000.00.

Story (with a pdf link to the lawsuit.)

Edit: An astute commenter points out that he technically asked for "63,000,000,000 billion dollars" which, if taken literally, would be $63,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 (I think).

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

63 Billion? What an idiot.
I heard Dr. Evil's voice when I read that.....

Anonymous said...

Man,just think of the bitchin Banjos I could buy with that bankroll baby.

Anonymous said...

What a maroon.

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing he was just pulling numbers out of the air, both law suit amount and amendments.

Anonymous said...

I see a book deal and a made for TV movie!

Think Frustrated said...

No, it's "63,000,000,000 billion," which actually works out to 63 quintillion dollars. I think he's got a good case. What would your cut of $63,000,000,000,000,000,000 be, Barry?

Anonymous said...

When it positively, absolutley has to be there overnite, use Fedex.

Anonymous said...

While we're being picky - UPS is United Parcel Service. There is no United States Parcel Service so they may have trouble delivering all those gold and silver bars.

Denney Crane said...

I bet he would settle for cable TV with surround sound in his cell...

Anonymous said...

Can't you buy missiles from Wal-Mart now?

Anonymous said...

Maybe he got falsely imprisoned by an office bitty.

Anonymous said...

Let me see? This guy is in prison. Not to judge, but, any chance he may have stolen the dogs that Vick "stole" from him? Sounds like another suit in the making if he wins.

Anonymous said...

Why does the back button no longer work, meaning a person has to close out of the internet in order to leave the blog? Aaaarrrgggghhh.

AnObiter said...

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Anonymous said...

you put one too many set of threes on that

Anonymous said...

Has he copyrighted his name? Looks like it from his complaint. Ha!

Anonymous said...

How much does a pit bull cost? How much does a missile from Iran cost? Something seems off here!