6.22.2007

Kelly Clarkson Says,


"When I'm in Decatur, I always stop by the local tanning salon before headed over to Casa Torres for a big ol' plate of sour cream enchiladas"

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's the definition of "thunder thighs"?

Anonymous said...

Thunder thighs would be thighs that, after a lightning bolt strikes between them, split and then collapse back together so rapidly that it creates the sound we know as thunder.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure all of us on this blog with our perfecto bods would love to have strangers snapping pics of us in every situation of our lives, and then making sure the world sees them. Some of these celebrities deserve what they get...some don't seem to be asking for it.

Anonymous said...

I agree with you 9:22,and I must admit Miss Clarkson looks better than most. If you don't think so go to any local lake this weekend.BUT she is a country star and Lord knows we like to poke fun at those folks.

Anonymous said...

Well I was going to have fish today for lunch but maybe not.

Anonymous said...

sight for sore eyes!!

mzchief said...

It is not that Kelly Clarkson is MORBIDLY obese that makes her have HUGE thighs, the poor thing LOST the genetic lotto game.

In India and MUCH of the Middle East, Kelly has the IDEAL figure. In that part of the world men tend to prefer a woman's figure be comprised of small breasts, small waist and VERY large hips, thighs and butt.

However, I am NOT certain in WHAT part of the world men would appreciate looking at her fug face....Sorry, I just HAD to say that...My bad!

Anonymous said...

If that is Kelly Clarkson, I have never really understood why she was such a hit, irrespective of her build. I think voice is about average at best.

Anonymous said...

NOT NO BUT HELL NO !

Anonymous said...

Isn't her 15 minutes up yet?

Gorilla said...

The Irish call that a "Salad-Dodger".

Anonymous said...

GOOD GOD, MZCRAP, SUCH MINDLESS, RAMBLING BULLSH_T! PLEASE, GO THE HELL AWAY.

mzchief said...

To anonyNOTHING 1:21...

*LOL@U*

You are PROBABLY right but I made YOU look.

*StillLOL@U*

Anonymous said...

I just solved the issue of the rising ocean that everyone's been talking about.

Anonymous said...

mzchief, the men in this part of the world don't appreciate seeing your fug face either, but it doesn't stop you from plastering it on the bathroom wall.

Anonymous said...

That's called "making it good" and it gets better. Trisha Yearwood and her butt is about 4 times larger but the voice makes the singer. Kelly is making a fortune no matter what we see, but hear.

mzchief said...

To anonyNOTHING 3:52...
You can bet the farm that YOU do NOT speak for the MAJORITY of the men ANYWHERE especially considering the FACT you have just admitted to hanging out in bathrooms.

Just a suggestion to YOU; the next time you ATTEMPT to insult someone make bloody certain YOU are not the one getting bitch slapped.

*LOL@U*

Anonymous said...

Kelly is hot. Sorry, but I'm not into stick figures women with the bodies of pre-teens. Maybe the U.S. obsession with tiny little female figures is why we have so many child molesters.

Anonymous said...

Oh Snap MzCreep lost the ForeHead genetic game!!!

Anonymous said...

just lost my load again i love that body