Oooh, how subversive.
Wasn't that a quote from liberal weenies instead of Satan?
isn't that precious?
Oooh snap, devil what have you done?
6:33 - your comment is so arrogant, so typically conservative, so UNchristian. You don't get to decide that liberals are not Christian, just because you disagree with our politics, especially since we try to help the poor, the disenfranchised, the downtrodden. We happen to think that is what Jesus would want us to do. You may disagree with liberal political beliefs, but unlike you, I would never say that means you hate Christian churches. It's not up to me (or you) to decide who is a worthy Christian & loves God.
Geezzzeee!Do people HONESTLY believe "Satan" gives a rat's hind end? I know, I know, I too was told the fable that "Satan" gets extra juju when "Satan" nabs a "Christian" soul. However, do SENSIBLE people truly BELIEVE that God and Satan sit around playing an ETERNAL game of duck, duck, goose with souls? If so, then PERHAPS those people need to find ANOTHER God that is NOT such a freakin nut-job arsehole.MY God is NOT that big of a sociopath that the granting of human souls to "Satan" is considered little more than daily sport.
My God can kick your God's ass.
Maybe so, 7:46 - My God's not in the ass kicking business.... Not sure what religion yours is that you think that is what God is all about. You sound like a jihadist.... you better watch it, you could be arrested as an enemy combatant, not charged with anything, not allowed to see a lawyer & sit in jail for years. That's what your President (I'm guessing your a Dubya fan) would do to jihadist.
Does anyone remember what God said the most important commandment is?!? .....sigh......
8:42 PM, Jihadists suck!Kick their ass and steal their gas! We need it to fuel planes operated by AA and United!
This is a blatant ripoff from LIFECHURCH.TV
Barry, didn't anyone ever tell you not to discuss religeon at parties? See how you have soured the mood at this one by introducing a topic which has not only turned all of your guests irrational and mean, but simultaneously left mzchef as the sole voice of reason left in attendance? Gee how I wish that woman would marry me and take me away to a desert island called "Logic and Reason in the Land of Petty Small Minded Morons"
Actually 9:33 I don't. Religeon was never my strong point.
Actually 8:42 it seems like it would have been cheaper to just bribe their ass and buy their gas.
9:40, Um, you missed my point. I know you are trying to be funny, but you're not responding to my point.
Isn't it the liberal weenies that are trying their best to appease the Muslims(taking prayer out of school but yet teaching kids about the Islamic religion) demanding they be freed from Gitmo? And their favorite mantra, seperation of Church(Christianity) and state? I love the liberal mindset.
God doesn't much like churches either. It's about the only place scripture says you WON'T find God. Yet, hundreds of millions of part time Christians go to church.
Satan hates big foreheads!!!!
11:21 Exactly which scripture are you referring to for this position?
I love liberal weenies
I like those little smokies better than liberal weenies.
I represent Satan in his upcoming libel lawsuit against Victory Family Church. My client asserts that VFC has wrongfully and with willful intent attributed words to him without any basis whatsoever. These words were purposely meant to damage my client and my client has suffered significant damages.If truth be known, Satan has regularly reviewed the work of VFC and has found that much of it is completely in line with his views and teaching.
Hilarious, 9:29!!!!So many of these holy rollers are anything but holy.
6:33liberalism is unchristian, government progams and payouts are worse than slavery. how many millions of dead babies are at the alter of liberalism. the lives ruined by promiscuos behavior. and what is with the blame america first. the most generous country ever to exist, the most missionaries ever sent by one country, the most blood shed for the safety of others. im a conservative because nearly everything in the democratic platform is in direct opposition to Christ and freedom.
To anonyNOTHING 9:29...*OTFLOLHysterically*Be careful. If VFC has THEIR way, some day SOON you will burn like a tire fire in Hell.*StillLOLHysterically*YOU win for "Most Humourous Comment In The History Of The Blog."
9:29 - Now that was some funny sh_t!
9:29You may want to file charges for copywrite infringement against Alice Cooper and Marilyn Manson for using your client's image without permission while you're at the courthouse. Lye, Cheet & Steele, Attorneys at Law
I'm sure it would more likely be "Who are you again?" - S
9:58 - You don't know what you are talking about. Obviously, that's your opinion, but it's a very uninformed one. Your definition of liberalism must come from the likes of Anne Coulter & that's one ignorant, intolerant, divisive, mean woman.I would tell you to google liberalism to find out for yourself what it means, but you would probably choose sites like Anne Coulter's to define it - sites that have a vested in making up their own definition.Yea, right - you are all about being anti-abortion, but once those babies are born to mothers living below the poverty level, you don't want the gov't to do anything to help them out, like give them formula & diapers. Anyway, you are hopelessly uninformed. I'm wasting my time. I'm done with this post.
"I wish God was alive to see this."~ Homer J. Simpson
I have been instructed to decline comment on any pending litigation involving myself and VFC by my attorney. I can say however that we are taking this matter very seriously!10:13...I have discussed this in the past with my attorney and we have decided not to proceed with a lawsuit against Alice Cooper or Marilyn Manson. We came to this decision because I did not want there to be any hard feelings once they passed away. Hey, we got to get along down here too!
mzchief, last time rreligion was brought up I asked you this question and you refused to answer it, so I'll ask it again: Where did you get your beliefs about the Bible being the "big book of myths and fables"? You talk about "MY God this and my God that..." where do you get your beliefs from? Have you had some sort of divine inspiration? Do you have a hotline to God?In all your zeal to show how smart you are, you just sound mean and pathetic.I feel bad for you...
Anon 10:33 #2:You blasted 9:58's opposition to the democratic platform, but you know he/she is right! The liberals LIVE to have abortion made available, they LIVE to have the government take care of EVERYBODY.But then you go through the usual attack mode for liberals--name-calling: "Anne coulter this and that, blah blah blah..."You say conservatives "don't take care of mothers and babies". That couldn't be farther from the truth. Fact is, we don't want mothers having babies simply because they can make more money raising kids than they can holding down a job. They play the system like a fiddle, that you can't deny. And that's what you liberals want to not only support, but whole-heartedly endorse.Mzchief's attitude, along with the comments of many of the posts on here, show the absolute disgust a lot of LIEberals have with Christainity. You bend over backwards to make all the muslims your friends, make all the illegal immigrants your friends, then go out of your way to attack Jesus, God and anything else associated with Christianity with venom and zeal. Your own attacks speak for themselves...Anon 9:58: PREACH ON!!
Anon 11:49, obviously you wouldn't know a liberal if one bit you in the ass.
To anonyNOTHING 11:35...Please, show me where I "REFUSED" to answer your question regarding the basis of my knowledge of God. As for whether or not I have answered the question you currently pose, I have done so on NUMEROUS occasions, such as April 11, 2007. As to whether or not I have a "hotline to God"; ABSOLUTELY, YES! As do YOU and EVERYONE who wishes to TRULY communicate with God.As for your BOGUS pity and claim that you "feel bad" for me, keep it for YOURSELF. The fact that YOU are UNAWARE that EVERYONE has a "hotline to God" makes YOU the one for whom people should feel pity.Do keep in mind, YOU are the one who first during our "conversation" elected call names, cast judgment and be rude. As I do for EVERYONE and especially those of YOUR ilk I will continue to remember YOU in MY daily prayers.
To anonyNOTHING 11:49...Never mind! ATTEMPTING to educate YOU would be akin to pissing into the wind and swearing it is raining. Let it suffice to say that I am NOT a "liberal."
It is a cute sign...too bad it brings out some much anger on this blog...I am sure God has a sense of humor because we are made in his likeness and most of us have one. Lightened up guys. We live in a great country with great people. We have time to read Barry's blog for entertainment and I bet none of us are starving. Life is good...and yes we are tremendously blessed.
Barry O.K, U have stirred up June 19th and the "holy nuts", post a politictal view next... U will have another 60 comments for the end of month stats... go ahead.
It makes me sad to hear "Christians" condemning others based on the labels Is abortion wrong? Sure, it is murder. We need to stop it. But, Jesus said if you hate someone it is the same as murder. Vile spilled out at individuals based on what you think they believe is just as bad as killing babies.Jesus said that he came into the world not to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.If we, as Christians, are to be like Jesus, we should spend less time condemning, and more time loving.How many times have you prayed for specific "liberals"? Have you ever gone into a club with the intent to share the love of Christ? When is the last time you told a woman facing abortion that God loves her and has a plan for her? THAT is how we are going to end abortions. Love God?Love people!
This blog is a magnet for nuts.
It is wrong to advertise hate.
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