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5.16.2006

Now Why Doesn't the Fort Worth Zoo Have That?

Photo A bear eats a monkey at an Amsterdam zoo and, at 1:02 p.m. today, it is at the top of Yahoo's Most Viewed Stories. Isn't there some plague or pestilence going on somewhere that should be more important?

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Serves the monkey right for picking on that poor, defenseless bear!

Anonymous said...

For all of the animal rights nuts this qualifies as a tragedy. Did you see that hunders turned out for a dog memorial service in Carrolton?

Anonymous said...

I meant hundreds

Anonymous said...

No, you meant hunders. Be honest. Duh. Everybody knows that's what you really meant. Don't go back on it now, Mr. Fancy Anonymous Pants.

Anonymous said...

No, you meant hunders. Be honest. Duh. Everybody knows that's what you really meant. Don't go back on it now, Mr. Fancy Anonymous Pants.

Anonymous said...

getting a little repetitious now aren't we?

Anonymous said...

getting a little repetitious now aren't we?

Anonymous said...

I can't type but the animal rights people are still nuts.

m&m said...

Cool zoo, I'd like to go to a zoo where they feed animals to other animals. It would be great to see the chasing, stalking - the hunt.

Anonymous said...

Aw, but hunders with Mr. Fancy Anonymous pants thinks that's just the way it is. I really should take my medication.

Anonymous said...

Hey 2:39/5:05
Would that be hunders of little pills you take?

And why would you assume I'm Mr. anonymous fancy pants. You sexist pig.

And why are you less anonymous than me?

Monkey burgers for everyone!

Anonymous said...

So what Side Dish do you serve with Monkey??

Anonymous said...

Bear claws should definitely be the dessert.

Anonymous said...

But you seem nice, or so I would perceive when I'm all medicated and wearing my fancy anonymous pants. There are degrees of anonymous. I am REALLY, really anonymous

Anonymous said...

11:52

Are the Cliff notes available for your posts?

I haven't seen writing as confusing as yours since I was in freshman English in college. The medication is symbolic right? And the fancy anonymous pants refer to our surreal existence.

Anonymous said...

It was either spank or eat it.

Anonymous said...

Your last question is really interesting,Barry - surely you can find something on plague and/or pestilence for our blog entertainment.

I think something on those who eat human flesh might be interesting.

:-)