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12.24.2016

I Just Got Pissed Off On Christmas Eve!



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19 comments:

Anonymous said...

when you've got a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

Anonymous said...

We have reviewed the policy and find these actions are in full compliance. An excerpt from that policy requires:

- refusal to go to doctor: taser & cuff
- refusal to shower: double taser
- refusal to eat broccoli: baton strike
- refusal to brush teeth three days in a row: double tap to the chest and one shot in head
- pass gas in group: apply choke hold
- refusal to give up TV remote in day room: set police dog on individual
- refusal to say grace at meal: pepper spray

We hope that this section of the policy helps citizens understand why these actions were appropriate. Yep, printed words on a page become policy which lets us do pretty much what ever we want. So, toe the line old folks, or we'll write some new words.

DF Ottawa County Sheriff's Office

Anonymous said...

Yea, we investigated & everything was according to training. Unholster taser. Flip on capacitor charge switch. Depress trigger. Discharge barbed darts into citizen's body, preferably trunk. Shock the heck out of them. Shock again. Shock a third time. All according to operational training, yep.

Oh, you were not asking if we used the taser properly? You were instead asking whether we should have used the taser at all? Well, that is just crazy talk. You are obviously verbally confronting me. Boys, get out the taser so we can control this situation.

DF Chief Wiggum
DF Ottawa County

Anonymous said...

Those LEOs need to buy our new training manual. There is a section on backing off and letting the situation cool down. Particularly with mentally diminished individuals not holding a weapon. Just take a breath and chill.

DF McGraw-Hill Publishing

Anonymous said...

Heroes, every single one of them.

Anonymous said...

Brandon Davis school of community policing

Anonymous said...

My dad is that old and has dementia. I would be waiting for that fucker outside with my own taser. No fucking common sense anymore...and I used to be a cop....

Anonymous said...

Basically, they killed him.

Anonymous said...

From Hero to Zero in 5 seconds.

Anonymous said...

Wrong to taser!!!! The officers should not be responsible for putting him in a van to go to the doctor...jail maybe for assaulting another resident but not to a doctor/hospital. He should have been picked up by professional movers of patients...and taken to the hospital for mental evaluation. I believe that's what most nursing homes do...but they do call the cops out for a report if there is an altercation with patients or employees.

Anonymous said...

Blue lives matter.

Rage

Anonymous said...

By the time I type this out, fifty crimes will be committee and about a hundred police interactions with the public will be handled and completed peacefully. There's 100....wait a minute....there's 200...and just hold on....there's 300. And at the end of this sentence, it's up to 400 police officers that handled something very fairly and kindly. Won't be on the news though...500.

Anonymous said...


Merry Christmas Lee! Please do not be shocked if you are mistreated.

Anonymous said...

10:26 fails to point out that's 500 cops that will lie and cover for the bad cop instead of coming out against him publicly.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to Trumps Amerika. Lucky we didnt Nuke his ass !!

Anonymous said...

WHATS WRONG WITH HEE HAW RREERUNS?!?

Anonymous said...

Thank you massa trump fur not lynching my ass😞

Anonymous said...

That's just a stupid thing to say, 8:08, but you democraps are not known for being either smart or observant. Trump won, get over it.

Anonymous said...

8:08

I did not say that. That is what the press does, puts words in my mouth. The press does nothing but lie.

I will keep nukes as an option when discussing how to manage old pharts with dementia. In fact, I'll triple the number of nukes available.

Double Fake Pres-elect the Donald