It's Friday. Let's Get Out Of Here. (Assuming Anyone Is Still Here.)

I like these creative kids. Bits are fun. 

Helium + Flame = "Yes! Science!"

America needs to replace the traditional
 dunking booth with this immediately. 
That girl will be a good wife someday.
This girl, on the other hand, is a Wife Wildcard. 
That cat has to be doped up.