The Campaign For DA

2.22.2016

Let's Just Say I Might Retire And Play 3rd Base For The Red Sox




I'm in better shape. (And other than the fact I can no longer hit or field, I'm a shoo in.)

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would've thought the Braves would be the team with guts.

Anonymous said...

You're in better shape,eh? You were too weak to change a tire and you're in better shape? You fell on your face because you were too weak to catch yourself and you're in better shape? Okie dokie.

Were you awarded yet another participation medal in the Cowtown Half-Marathon yesterday?

Anonymous said...

Oh crap the Cowtown races are next weekend and were not this past weekend.
De Cowtown races
doo dah doo dah

Anonymous said...

It's baseball not Crossfit. The farthest you ever run is 120 yards and that is at a slow trot. He will find his chi!

Grand Master Oogway

Anonymous said...

So your Joe is a little smaller?

jon spencer said...

His 95 million dollar contract is guaranteed too.

Anonymous said...

Where'd they guarantee it at, Dennys?

Tim Spencer said...

As a Giants fan, I love this picture. It has DH written all over it.