The Campaign For DA

12.23.2015

Santa And His Gun Taking You Into Christmas Eve


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Presidential Lies Contest

LBJ:
None of our boys will die on foreign soil

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Nixon:
•I am not a crook

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GHW
Bush:
•Read my lips - No New Taxes

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Clinton:
•I did not have sex with that woman...
Miss Lewinski

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GW
Bush:
•Iraq has weapons of mass destruction

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Obama:
•I will have the most transparent
administration in history.
•The stimulus will fund shovel-ready
jobs.
•I am focused like a laser on creating
jobs.
•The IRS is not targeting
anyone.
•It was a spontaneous riot about a
movie.
•I will put an end to the type of
politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism".
•You didn't build that!
•I will restore trust in
Government.
•The Cambridge cops acted
stupidly.
•The public will have 5 days to look
at every bill that lands on my desk
•It's not my red line - it is the
world's red line.
•Whistle blowers will be protected in
my administration.
•We got back every dime we used to
rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
•I am not spying on American
citizens.
•Obama Care will be good for
America.
•You can keep your family
doctor.
•Premiums will be lowered by
$2500.
•If you like it, you can keep your
current healthcare plan.
•It's just like shopping at
Amazon.
•I knew nothing about "Fast and
Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.
•I knew nothing about IRS targeting
conservative groups.
•I knew nothing about what happened in
Benghazi.
•I have never known my uncle from
Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested
and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.
•And, I have never lived with that
uncle. He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know
his uncle and that he DID live with him.
•If elected I promise not to renew the
Patriot Act.
•If elected I will end the war in Iraq
and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term.
•I will close Guantanamo within the
first 6 months of my term.
•I will bridge the gap between black
and white and between America and other countries.

And the biggest one of
all:
•"I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to
preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United
States of America."

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's a Red Ryder Range Model Air Rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time.

Anonymous said...

Well, someone's got to keep the reindeer from becoming venison...the skies may not be so friendly as they once were.

Anonymous said...

Well, let's just hope Santa doesn't suffer from Ass burgers syndrome!!!