The Campaign For DA

12.21.2015

Random Monday Morning Thoughts



  • It's the holiday season so I'm giving presents this week. Not one but two Random Thought Girls.
  • In an incredible screw up, host Steve Harvey announced the winner of Ms. Universe and got it wrong and had to fix it within minutes. Ms.Columbia thought she had won and then they took the crown away from her. Uh, if you get it wrong, I wouldn't get it wrong with someone from Columbia
  • Every time I think my life can't get any weirder it does. Yesterday, Mrs. LL and The Family Kids walked in and told me to shut my eyes. When I got to open them, they had the fattest cat in the world in their possession. I'm serious. This thing is the equivalent to a 400 pound man. It is huge! So, of course, I asked where it came from. Mrs. LL told me, "It was swimming in a lake so I called the police. We were able to get it so I brought it home. " I am not making that up.
  • I am not a fan of the NFL but for some reason I turned on Carolina vs. New York yesterday and have never been more entertained. It was insanity. Odell Beckham Jr and Josh Norman basically were in a UFC fight and the game was dramatic.
  • Mrs. LL has a sentimental attachment to the Sound of Music so we ended up watching it last night. It is, indeed, great. But there was an awkward moment when the beautiful blonde fiance of Captain Von Trapp said, "Fond as I am of you, I really don't think you're the right man for me. You're much too independent. And I need someone who needs me desperately. . ." Recall, I filed as an Independent last week. 
  • Little Miss Sunshine sucks me in every time. Every character represents some section of society. And basically it is a family of rebels.
  • Star Wars made $238 million dollars this weekend. And we are just talking about the U.S. Second place was a Chipmunks movie which made $14 million
  • If I make a phone call, I shouldn't, but still am, amazed at how the recipient's reaction is, "This must be important." I don't make phone calls. (And I had one on Saturday night.)
  • I watched Joel Olsteen on Sunday and he actually told a funny joke: "God came down to a man and told him he would grant him one wish. The man told God that he had never been to Hawaii but he was afraid to fly on an airplane so he wanted God to build a bridge to Hawaii. God told him that was logistically impossible so he needed to come up with another wish. The guy then said he had been married four times and is of the belief that he didn't understand women. So he asked God for him to to be given the knowledge of what it takes to understand their needs and what they were thinking. God paused for a  long time and said, "Do you want that highway to Hawaii a be two lanes or four lanes?"
  • We have a major entry for "And Another."
  • Mrs. LL collects monkey dolls. Actually, she is a little insane about it. Part or our remodeling required us to move them all. I lined them all up and did this yesterday. (I initially forgot to attach the photo to the tweet so that is the reason for the "oops".)




30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, what a funny, sexist joke, Joel Olsteen.

Anonymous said...

It's Colombia not Columbia. And, I think this was a big publicity stunt...lots of media attention today for people who didn't even care enough to know it was happening.

Anonymous said...

It's obvious that Barry's criticism of Steve Harvey is animated by racism.

Anonymous said...

I hope the fat cat gets along with your other cat...could be a big problem.

Anonymous said...

"Major entry", indeed.

Anonymous said...

", I wouldn't get it wrong with someone from Columbia"

So, Mr. Liberal Poster Child, is this considered racial profiling, bullying, stereotyping, racist, bigotry, or what?

Anonymous said...

Damn lucky kids

Anonymous said...

I watched Joel Olsteen

Another Houston preacher Ed Young was praying with a hollyweird celebrity who was visiting Houston and Houston's 2nd Baptist church. The celeb is one of your favorites. Bruce Jenner.

Anonymous said...

That bottom RTG is very hawt, however, under Sharia Law, them peace lovin Muzzies would behead her most likely.

Anonymous said...

The RTG photos are just before/after meth photos...you owe us counselor!!!

The "and another" is on the heili wey to hell I'm afraid!

DF AC/DC

Anonymous said...

And another, and another, and another, please.

Anonymous said...

Hey Bu...

So what did the letter from the Texas GOP end up saying?

Anonymous said...

9:50 What are you smokin'! The bottom girl looks like Diane Lane on crack!

Anonymous said...

If I had described my favorite body type and asked you to go find it for the RTG, this would be her! That, my friends, is my idea of an amusement park.

Anonymous said...

Good Job Harvey!

Baylor Too said...

Tell us again why the Republican Party of Texas rejected your application. Was it because you didn't vote in the last Republican primary and therefore were not "registered" as a Republican?

Anonymous said...

I read your post in a Sofia Vergara accent!

Anonymous said...

Those monkeys creep me out.

DF Peter Gabriel
DF Shock the Monkey

Anonymous said...

Can anyone tell me exactly where all these illegal immigrants are coming from and why we need them here.

I only HEAR of violence and POVERTY in Mexico, but no body ever says what is actually happening in those places that make the conditions so unlivable.

Anonymous said...

We asked a recent studio audience, "Name a Miss Universe host that screwed up the announcement of the winner." The top one answer is on the board.

Triple Fake... said...

"Sorry, but I misunderstood the definition of a 'missionary trip'. Guess I'll have to rethink my plans for the dog park and the rodeo."

Triple Fake Haeli Wey

Anonymous said...

You all will get a chuckle out of this "And Another" that was reported on Friday here in Bakersfield, CA. Here is the link: http://www.kerngoldenempire.com/news/teacher-arrested-for-alledged-sexual-acts-with-former-beardsly-junior-students-students

Anonymous said...

11:21

Genius

Anonymous said...

BG, you watched the sound of music and came away with a compliment for yourself that you thought would be a good random thought. Narcissist much?

Also, you are NOT an independent. You are a Left Wing Nut Job Democrat.

Anonymous said...

People that say they are independent voters are the same people that say:
- I don't watch TV. I mostly read. I can't remember the last time i turned it on.
- I've lived in North Texas all my life but I'm a Redskins fan
- I can't stand Celine Dion
- The designated hitter ruined baseball. I'm a purist.
- I have a lot of black friends.
- It's a thyroid condition.

I'm sure I'm leaving out a few.

Anonymous said...

Funny, I always thought the independent voter said:

"This crazy town candidate on the left is trying erode my rights...this crazy town candidate on the right is trying to take some as well, I think I'll set back and see how this plays out because I'm getting f$¥cked either way"!

However, I do think the designated hitter should only be aloud if they are black, have a thyroid condition, can sing like Celine Dion and are Redskins fans without TV's. I they don't meet that criteria then no DH.

DF H. Ross Perot

Anonymous said...

What with the medical bracelet on the bottom RTG. The top one is awesome.

Anonymous said...

1. South and we don't.

2. "violence and POVERTY" is happening in those places, making it unlivable. Would you just stick it out or bootstrap it North?

Anonymous said...

I'm Colombian and I do not approve of your message.
Juan Pablo Montoya

Anonymous said...

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/crime/article/Former-Baylor-football-player-high-school-coach-6593184.php?cmpid=artem

and another...