“A woman reported she ‘may be pregnant by a guy she likes.’" Defying the odds, considering the number of guys she did it with that she didn't especially care for.
“A family got into an argument over going to church.” The case for one side just got a liiiittle bit stronger
“A woman reported that her neighbor was ‘acting odd’ near a row of trees.” That kind of behavior just won't do around here. If you wanna "act odd", you do it out in the middle of an open field like a normal odd person, dagnab it!
“A suspect attempted to siphon gas from a church bus parked at First Baptist in Chico.” Well, that's just wrong!
“A man was arrested for physically assaulting his father at home on Father’s Day.” That, too!
“A woman in Newark reported that a neighbor attached a fence to her fence.” Isn't there some obscure Old Testament law that forbids this abomination?
“A woman filed a report with the Sheriff’s Office because she believes her husband might have lied to her about his actual name and date of birth.” "True love" is just a figure of speech. Why do you women not get this, Helen??
Really makes you feel all warm and fuzzy about calling the police now doesn't it. I have had several property crimes of late but I refuse to report it because of this. The one time I did call, the police took over an hour to respond, while the suspects were still there for a good 30 min. Then I see the snarky little bit in the paper where they made the call sound like something it was not. They seem to have left out the part where if the police just responded in a reasonable amount of time, they could have caught the supsects in the act.
I remember the first time i called 911. My dog was humping my retarded brothers leg and i just felt that was just wrong, i wanted him to hump my leg. The odd ting was that he was oddly doing it next to a row of trees
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wow, slow news day
That's some funny sh*t
“A woman reported she ‘may be pregnant by a guy she likes.’"
Defying the odds, considering the number of guys she did it with that she didn't especially care for.
“A family got into an argument over going to church.”
The case for one side just got a liiiittle bit stronger
“A woman reported that her neighbor was ‘acting odd’ near a row of trees.”
That kind of behavior just won't do around here. If you wanna "act odd", you do it out in the middle of an open field like a normal odd person, dagnab it!
“A suspect attempted to siphon gas from a church bus parked at First Baptist in Chico.”
Well, that's just wrong!
“A man was arrested for physically assaulting his father at home on Father’s Day.”
That, too!
“A woman in Newark reported that a neighbor attached a fence to her fence.”
Isn't there some obscure Old Testament law that forbids this abomination?
“A woman filed a report with the Sheriff’s Office because she believes her husband might have lied to her about his actual name and date of birth.”
"True love" is just a figure of speech. Why do you women not get this, Helen??
Really makes you feel all warm and fuzzy about calling the police now doesn't it. I have had several property crimes of late but I refuse to report it because of this. The one time I did call, the police took over an hour to respond, while the suspects were still there for a good 30 min. Then I see the snarky little bit in the paper where they made the call sound like something it was not. They seem to have left out the part where if the police just responded in a reasonable amount of time, they could have caught the supsects in the act.
I remember the first time i called 911. My dog was humping my retarded brothers leg and i just felt that was just wrong, i wanted him to hump my leg. The odd ting was that he was oddly doing it next to a row of trees
if animal control does not stop harassing me, then i'm going to keep on licking my balls..
It's not that we are more ignorant than the rest of the country, it's just we can't keep the most ignorant amongst us from talking!
“A man reported that he ‘felt shame’ after a ‘homosexual encounter.’”
What was wordy doing in Wise Co.?
I remember the first time i called someone ignorant. Takes me back to 1943.......oh and they were from rhome
I watched a few minutes of Big Texas Heat last night on County Music Television. Not good. Horrible in fact.
When I read the crime reports I think of that old saying"Some animals eat their young".
damn funny stuff..thanks wise county
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