11.16.2012

Jeff Gordon's 42 Year Old Wife


21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow!

(and I don't mean that in a good way)

Anonymous said...

Ahh we all get old.

Anonymous said...

She reminds me of the great tune Whiter shade of pale.Go to Youtube and type in Whiter Shade of pale live in Denmark and listen to the most beautiful version you'll ever hear of that song.

Anonymous said...

I like to walk around pinching my nipples too!

Bacon said...

Bacon Scale
She is 42!!!!
Not Bad
3.7 out of 5

Anonymous said...

She maybe 42, but i bet he rides
a 24 on the weekend.

DF David Petraeus

Anonymous said...

looks like her belly button come off of a Pug. Poor dog give it back!!

guinjames said...

Maybe he should wreck her like he did Bowyer.

Anonymous said...

12:17, you wish you woke up next to somebody that looked as good, male or female. Plus, you wish you saw something that looks as good in your mirror.

Anonymous said...

She looks just fine.

Anonymous said...

Todays News:

FIREFIGHTERS HONORED – Four Decatur volunteer firefighters were honored Thursday with their official badges, black helmets and firefighter certifications. Fire Chief Mike Richardson presented the badges to Todd Nelson, Peter Franco, Mark Cannon and Jason Daniel in a ceremony at the Decatur Fire Station. Two firefighters, Jed Boyd and Eli Nobles received their paramedic certification and Jason Daniel and Dusty Baker received their EMT patches. Todd Nelson and Ryan Davis received ECA patches.

Badges! We don't need no stinking Badges!

Anonymous said...

Not bad, for some old saggy broad.

Annie Fan said...

The listen to Annie Lennox version!

Anonymous said...

Someone pop those zits.

DF Lloyd Christmas said...

So what is the problem here? I like it---I like it alot.

Anonymous said...

Hey 12:36------

Not sure why some Nascar driver's ugly wife would make you refer to a song whose only similarity to her is paleness. But me, not really having a life anyway, I went ahead and followed your suggestion. I was pretty disappointed and even annoyed at the long, half-gay intro. But, as I mentioned earlier, not having a life allows me the flexibility to sit and watch the whole damn thing anyway.

It was so worth it. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

tummy tuck alert!

Anonymous said...

Let's hear it for them Baylor Bears! Roll Bears Roll!

Anonymous said...

1:51 - I am a very average looking guy married to an extremely attractive woman. So you're correct on only one of your two points.

12:17

Anonymous said...

Rhome should have got more awards than Decatur. Just serving in that town when the old heads on the council hate you and trash you is reason for a gold medal.

Anonymous said...

1:08...
Care to let the rest of us in on what the heck you're talking about??