9.05.2012

"Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose should have told you outside."

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That is one crazy moose.

26 comments:

Clark said...

Poor Marnie

Anonymous said...

"My roommate had gone into his bedroom...."

Two men living together in the woods in Vermont?

Anonymous said...

saw some attendees at DNC who prolly had 'brain worms'.
r sumpin like kat.

df hog wash

Anonymous said...

Mrs Obama is in Vermont?

Julia Child said...

I usually serve creme brulee but a good mousse is hard to beat.

DF Bacon said...

Wow, check out the rack on that one.

DF Wordkyle said...

When asked about his preference in the upcoming election the moose declined to comment. He then proclaimed "Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat."

(Squeaky voice: "That trick never works.")

Anonymous said...

I usually like a little mousse in my hair, but that is ridiculous.

DF Vidal Sassoon

Anonymous said...

My guess is the liberal media will spin this into some kind of global warming story or something racial. "Dark skinned moose shunned in all white community"!

hogwash said...

dont really understand your title

Anonymous said...

Hogwash....

Are you serious?

National Lampoons Vacation

Anonymous said...

How do you make a Vermont martini? Use a lot of gin and just a little vermoose. Hey-o!

DF Ken Hitchcock said...

The moose is aboot the hoose.

Rocket J. Squirrel said...

I've tried to tell you guys for years but no one would listen. When that son of a bitch knocks back a few Molsons he becomes one angry moose.

BW the M said...

Guess I gotta get a new hat.

Anonymous said...

Me an your car were just havin' a little private time here buddy. Don't have to be hatin' and shootin'. Could of waited 'til I finished...

Dbl fake
Moose Ghost

Anonymous said...

Thought you would say "Get me that moose?

Anonymous said...

O I C

df hogwash

Anonymous said...

Bullwinkle!!!.....get back over here!!!

Double Fake Rocky the Squirrel

Anonymous said...

...moose out front should have told you....

The Cajun Punster said...

If that moose moved to Pampa would he become a pineapple?

Anonymous said...

"She's got Marty Feldman eyes..."

DF Carly Simon

Anonymous said...

3:59

No, he would become dinner.

That was a really dumb line, btw.

Anonymous said...

Wally World is not closed jackass!!! I will make this happen.

DF Clark Griswald

Anonymous said...

could of = could've = could have = you idiots.

Anonymous said...

3:59

If you had said grapefruit then at least there would've been a semblance of a pun.