9.04.2012

Conservative Fox News Loving Guy Wanted To Kill Liberal Girlfriend


PBP - A Lake Park man “obsessed with Fox News and the Republican party” is in jail today after he allegedly said that he felt he was going to have to kill his girlfriend because she was a “liberal.” David A. Kappheim, 60, is being held at the Palm Beach County Jail without bail. He was arrested Tuesday and the arresting Palm Beach County Sheriff’s deputy placed Kappheim under a Baker Act. Kappheim is facing charges of domestic battery, aggravated assault and criminal mischief. Kappheim’s 59-year-old girlfriend, whose name was withheld in the report, told the deputy a number of incidents happened with him before Tuesday. On Saturday, Kappheim showed up at her friend’s house uninvited and “stark naked,” she said, according to the arrest report. She said he tried strangling her the next day.

I know you guys think I'm going to bust on this man, but I'm not. Look, if I'm a beaten-down-and-dating sixty year old guy who found out that my 59 year old girlfriend (who better be hot or I'm getting younger at that position) is the political polar opposite of me, I'd go ballistic, too. I had dreams of snuggling on the couch watching MSNBC together and suddenly I realize I'm dating some chick who is going to make me watch Bill O'Reilly and Hannity every night? I'd flip out. Big time. And going over to her friend's house stark naked would have been #1 on my list of things to do.

No condemnation for you, Mr. Kappheim.  It's a tough dating world out there. 

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yet another example of how Obama has divided us as a nation!

The Jackal

Anonymous said...

I wonder if he and Randy Travis know each other.

Anonymous said...

True dat Jackalishous! True dat! We use to be tolerant of each other until the left went off the deep end just because a a black man became president.

Anonymous said...

I've said it over and over. I have never really had a problem voting for a Democrat, I have voted for many Presidents that were Democrats. It's these new far left know it all Liberals that make my blood boil. We used to have some middle ground, but thanks to Obama this country is divided in half and it's no laughing matter. We might as well divide this country down the middle. Liberals get the left side, conservatives get the right.

Anonymous said...

I feel your pain David!

Anonymous said...

What about the rest of us in the middle,4:44?

DF TXDOT Road Striper

Anonymous said...

Well, it was a come-as-you are party.

DF Naked Guy

Anonymous said...

Bath salts, it's always bath salts these days.

Anonymous said...

Yet another example of how Fox News has divided us as a nation!

The Hound

Anonymous said...

I smell a rat, and I bet the liberal media ceates more and more of these stories closer we get to 'lection time!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like he's qualified to have his own show on MSNBC?

el gran poste said...

The thing is, he looks more sane than most people in Wise County

Anonymous said...

Just another (of many) folks who daily fill their little minds full of talk show hosts who spew hate against this country's leaders.

Rush Limbaugh and ilk have done more to hurt America than help her.

So much for "Blessed are the Peacemakers".

Anonymous said...

typical liberal headline

Anonymous said...

Agreed that there will be more stories blasting anything Republican in the next few weeks. I am not saying anyone should kill, that's crazy, but the liberal newsmedia will have a heydey with all things anti-republican. Just sayin..

Anonymous said...

Conservatives have class.

Anonymous said...

Another reason liberals want to make republicans look bad. Come on there are crazy nuts on both sides. You just wanted people to read this and think those crazy republicans. Liberals are running so scared they will use any tactic.