9.05.2012

Breaking: Courthouse Evacuated Due To Smoke That Smells Like Chlorine

If I don't win a Pulitzer for this, there is no justice. 

It got a lot worse where you could barely see the hallway. The courtroom (door on the right) was full so a bunch of people had to walk through it to get out. 

And when the "Evacuate" order came down, I'm pretty sure I pulled a George Costanza and knocked a couple of kids and old lady down.

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13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those dang crabs are launching a counterattack.

Anonymous said...

Smoking in the bathroom?

DOROTHY said...

AUNTIE M! AUNTIE M!

Anonymous said...

Why would you have chlorine in a courthouse? Or any chlorinated product?

Anonymous said...

Everyone calm down,it was only a crab boil that got a little out of hand.

Anonymous said...

Just don't be eating pastries out of the trash can.

Anonymous said...

It's Polyvinyl chloride, numb nuts! It's in the plastic of the burning tash basket.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I had tacos to eat last night. My apologies.

DF Court House Dweller

Anonymous said...

Man, you scared me 11:17. I thought it said don't be eating pasties.

Anonymous said...

It's Polyvinyl chloride, numb nuts! It's in the plastic of the burning tash basket.


What the hell are you drinking idiot?

Tash basket?

It's in the plastic of the burning basket???

So PVC is in the PVC basket???? Ya THINK??

Not making much sense.

Anonymous said...

Publicity stunt for our upcoming reunion gig at Bono's.

DF Brownsville Station

Anonymous said...

So, chlorine is in the basket? or the PVC is in the basket? I'm so confused.

Anonymous said...

Gives new meaning to the line "Smolking in the boys room".