9.05.2012

Man, That Girl In The Yellow Bikini Got Crushed



That blast of water to the face at the end probably didn't feel very good.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Boat driver is a dummy to give it the gas on an obviously choppy lake. Duh. Not very good judgment--alcohol & BWI?? Hmmm.

Anonymous said...

Ozark boat crash 2012.

Never forget.

Anonymous said...

If those guys were smart, they would have snuck in a grope as they were going down.

Anonymous said...

That idiot should never be allowed behind the wheel of a boat again.

Anonymous said...

Pink got it worse

Anonymous said...

someone cant count cause their is 7 people in that boat

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the mid-morning pick-me-up!

Anonymous said...

I don't care who you are, that was funny!

Call me crazy, but I'm thinking I would have been sitting down and wearing a PFD.

Anonymous said...

PS Pink got it way worse. So much so I'm surprised you even commented on Yellow. Pink was barely conscious BEFORE she slammed her head into the gunwale.

Anonymous said...

I'm never riding the log ride again at 6 Flags.... why did they have to gimmick it up?

Anonymous said...

This was obviously a well exectued staged performance. Hence the camera capturing the moment perfectly. Speilberg could not have done it any better. BRAVO! Excellent performance. It seemed so real. The driver should win the best "Go Limp and fly face-first" award! Supporting actresses were not shabby either. Their performance was proof that this was not their first film appearance. The only improvement would be a little female toplessness and course gushing blood. 4 Stars.

Anonymous said...

Thanks! Just had a drink of DP fly through my nose!

Anonymous said...

This video has 1,500,000 views so far on YouTube. That is worth $15,000 dollars.

Money for nothin'
get your chicks for free

Anonymous said...

I like Pink!

Anonymous said...

I think this boat captain has the same thing that the moose has "Brain Worm"!!!!

Anonymous said...

Another reason why boat drivers should be tested & re-checked as vigorously as auto drivers.

DF Colonel Wilson Spier, TX DPS

Anonymous said...

If Obama gets elected we will no longer be able to afford boats, they will be redistributed to the non-working poor who will trade them in for malt liquor, cigarettes, knock off Little Debbie products, gold teeth, and lottery tickets!

Triple Fake... said...

not sure what the "can't count" comment is about - the reporter started out by saying there were seven boaters, then followed up later saying "...the driver and six passengers". Who's saying otherwise?

The water wasn't necessarily choppy. The reporter states - and you can see it, too - they hit a large wake. Still, not good seamanship on the driver's part, in addition to the lack of lifejackets, which wouldn't have helped any of them in this case

And you can tell that Pinky was already out of it, in between slamming her chin into that railing/arm rest and getting acquainted with the bulkhead.
I'd rather kiss the gunner's daughter again than take that kind of punishment!

Triple Fake Dirty Double Crosser

Anonymous said...

Saw a different view of the crash on the news. Guy in the blue shirt put a GoPro cam on the windshield before they started. There was another boat that caught the wreck and the water was much rougher that it appears in this video.

Driver of the boat, Marvin F. Carter of Memphis, Tenn was arrested.

DF MCPO Leavitt USCG

Anonymous said...

Not one wardrobe malfunction???

You've GOT to be kidding me!

DF Janet Jackson

Anonymous said...

All idiots. Nice life jackets.