5.10.2012

Random Thursday Morning Thoughts


  • In March, ESPN had a feature of how much Britney Griner loves to skateboard. I told Mrs. LL then there is no way I'd allow her to do that if I were her coach. Yesterday, we learned Griner has broken her wrist.
  • Heard through some of my Tarrant County buddies that District Judge Sharen Wilson rejected a plea bargain in a child sexual abuse case and forced a trial. The Defendant was then found not guilty by a jury. (You won't see that in a press release from the new Tarrant County DA's office PR gal.)
  • Prediction: Josh Hamilton will go on the disabled list within the next 45 days.
  • Why in the world would anyone care if gays were allowed to marry?
  • And to think George W. Bush wanted a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. History will not treat him well for that. 
  • Still a huge fan of Modern Family.
  • Lots of people walk out of criminal courts mumbling under their breath. (Side note: "under their breath" is an odd phrase.)
  • The Ticket discussed Stephen Kings 11/22/63 book this morning. What a great concept: You can go back in time as often as you like but every time you do (1) you are transported back to the exact same moment in time and (2) your new trip resets everything you did on your previous trip.
  • I'd go back to the time of Jesus and follow him and the disciples around. And I'd try to do something that at least would get a mention in the Bible. That'd be cool.
  • For all you gals who follow "Men's Humor" on Twitter, here's a secret: Men don't think that stuff is funny.
  • The great Megan Henderson missed the start of her news broadcast in Los Angeles. 
  • We had are carpets cleaned yesterday which worked out fantastically with the exception of the parts that weren't cleaned.
  • I got beat up by a judge at the Court of Criminal Appeals two weeks ago, and I was stunned to learn they decided the case so quickly yesterday. I won. There was one dissent. Yep, by the judge that kept giving me the business. 


119 comments:

Bacon said...

Bacon Scale
3.6 out of 5
Not bad,

Anonymous said...

"I'd go back to the time of Jesus and follow him and the disciples around. And I'd try to do something that at least would get a mention in the Bible. That'd be cool."

Something like....it's okay for gay people to marry? Somewhat of a conflict between old and new testament don't you think?

Anonymous said...

Maybe you could go back in time and be the guy who argues with Jesus about gay marriage.....and get your butt handed to you.

Anonymous said...

Amen! Who cares if Gay couples wanna get married?! Are you losing or gaining ANYTHING by them NOT being able to?! Why shouldnt they be allowed? They seem to care more about the "Sanctity" of marriage then most straight people do anyway......jus sayin

Anonymous said...

Why in the world would anyone care if gays were allowed to marry?


Because it's not natural.

When I die and go before God, I want to be able to say I loved all people as Jesus instructed me to, but I also didn't support the sin or evil acts people did. In cases like this, I have to protest because it goes against the morality and values that designed this country.

I dont want to feel like the Sgt. in Behind Enemy Lines, when he punched the map on the wall and said:

"Son of a $%^&!
...we did nothing! ... We did nothing! We were right here, and we did nothing."

Anonymous said...

"Why in the world would anyone care if gays were allowed to marry?"

Why in the world would gays need to marry?

Anonymous said...

Congrats on the win in Austin. Do you feel.....taller?

Seymore said...

Can we get the illegal aliens to marry the gays, grant citizenship, pay their share of taxes and stop multiplying?

Anonymous said...

And Brittany Griner will not be playing in the Olympics because of
"summer school", not because she can't pass a gender test.

Anonymous said...

Why in the hell does ANYBODY marry anymore?!?!? You don't need to pay the state for a piece of paper that says you love someone. It is nothing but a tool for leverage.
In fact, marriage was probably invented by divorce lawyers to perpetuate an income behind the ruse of the "institution of marriage"...

Anonymous said...

Why do men want to put things where they're not meant to be or for that matter have any valid biological function or purpose other than to sexually gratify the individuals?

Who wants nasty baby batter on them anyway?

Sandra B said...

"Why in the world would anyone care if gays were allowed to marry?"

IMO, It's to be able to collect benefits same as a spouse from a normal marriage. If you are not married, then you can't be recognized to collect benefits from your spouses job.

Gays cost more to a company's healthcare budget anyway 'cause of the hiv and all.

Anonymous said...

While we move to allow gay marriage I also think we need to allow toddler marriage, pre-teen marriage, marriage between man and animal. These are just a few of many examples of folks who are discriminated against and we must stop the hate.

Anonymous said...

Lawyers just want the gay marriage thing so they can get more $$$. More family violence cases, more divorces, more estate will crap.

Anonymous said...

If gay people want to be together, that is not any of my concern; however, if the government makes churches marry gays because it is a equal rights issue, I have a big, big problem with my church being forced to marry gays! What is next? Can someone marry a 12 year old? Is it a equal rights issue for a man to have 5 wives?

Marriage is between a man and a woman from the beginning by our Creator! It is God's plan for a family. Duh!!! Two males or two women can't bring forth children.

Again, I have gay friends, but I don't support an equal rights issue for gays to marry.

Anonymous said...

Been disappointed in the comment count lately? I see at least two wordkyle trolls in your RTs today.

Rage

Anonymous said...

hey, i know..lets talk about local news, like dozens of felonies and 1 bad ass black boy being kept down by the white main..

Anonymous said...

As a conservative voter, I have no idea why anybody cares if gays get married. It is an invasion of big government into the lives of private people. The biggest hinderance for the true conservative is religious zealotry. If you are not involved in the bedroom, why would you care what is happening?
Christian conservatives don't like being told where and when they can pray, and I agree with them. But when they find just an opposing view on a lifestyle, that will have no bearing on them, they go crazy.
I'll probably continue to mostly vote conservative, purely for fiscal policy. But even lately the lines are becoming so blurred, it is beginning to appear that neither the liberals or conservatives are that interested in a strong country or fiscal policy if it endangers spending of any kind of a pet program.
Sidenote, everybody knows that Obama has been saving this card to get a summer boost. And notice his hypocrisy. Only now does something become a state's right to choose. He doesn't fall that way with abortion because the hard work was already done for him. Those of you that blindly follow this fraud should break the lockstep. Does he think that slavery should be a state's right to choose?
Obama, "Nobody can have slaves, but those states that don't like gays, don't worry about it."
And for you conservatives that are up in arms about gay marriage... If what people do intheir private life bothers you, you are not conservative.

Anonymous said...

No society in the history of mankind that has accepted homosexuality as normal has surviived! It goes to the moral fibers of society-if you break them down then all morals will follow suit and that society will cease to exist! IF gays are allowed to marry then we as a society must allow people to have multiple marriage partners, marriage to animals, or even to brothers and sisters or even your parents! If there are no limits, then you see the moral fiber of your society break down and therefore all morals will cease to exist! If humans were meant to be gay and marry, then God would have provided each person with all the necessary equipment to reproduce! To my sadness, our young people today are being brainwashed into thinking that this a normal part of life! You mentioned Modern Family-a show that showcases a gay couple that is considered to be a normal part of famly life with a child! I think we all agree that a huge problem with todays youth is that they are growing up without a two parent family-father and mother! Studies have shown that most children who grow up in a home with a father and mother are lot more likely to be happy and sucessful (not always but the odds are in their favor greatly)! A gay couple cannot provide both a father and mother role model! That child may be perfectly fine but the odds are against them! I know I will be flamed by the activists out there and that is ok because you have the right to say what you want just like I do!!! I am not a homophobe but a Christian who believes in the teachings of Jesus! I believe that this is one more moral failure on our part here in America that will eventually bring down our great nation!

Baylor Too said...

BG, congratulations on your win in front of the TCCA! You ought to frame part of the opinion and hang it in the hallway.

Regarding the plea bargain that was rejected by the Tarrant County judge, I wonder if she rejected it because the defendant wouldn't testify that he was pleading guilty because he was guilty, and for no other reason? Back when I practiced criminal defense, it really bothered me when my client had to say yes to that, especially when it was a questionable case.

Anonymous said...

Gays are like Dysfunctional Bakers who attempt to put Baby batter in an oven and nothing happens but they're happy and don't know why.

Anonymous said...

If you actually found Jesus I'm sure you'd be disappointed. Magic tricks weren't nearly as sophisticated back then.

Anonymous said...

Here is a mention from the Bible for you. Leviticus 18:22

Anonymous said...

9:08
What about divorce? You are not suppose to do that. Right? We allow that in our government. I guess I am confused on your beliefs. You believe what is convenient right? I think you should either read that book again or just keep making up your own rules as you go.

Anonymous said...

Bacon Scale
3.6 out of 5
Not bad,


Give her a little bump for being a Texan, at least.

Rage

Anonymous said...

Every time someone mentions Gays,I think of the movie Deliverance and how that hillbilly rear ended the fat city boy in the woods.

Anonymous said...

im afraid barry that if you got mention in the bible it would probly be on the side of the pharisees or maybe the sodom episode

Anonymous said...

9:51am

Divorce? Huh? What?
Read a book?

......you make no sense.

Anonymous said...

Claiming that someone else’s marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you’re on a diet.

Anonymous said...

9:08, Are you serious?! Not Natural?! What that F@#8K! What is natural and who the Hell are you to say what is and what isnt natural?! Silicone Boobs? Aint natural! Man flying, when "God" didnt give him wings? Aint Natural! That argument died with the Dodo and the birth of Plastic......Find a New Argument! Jus sayin.......

Anonymous said...

I'll listen more closely to the "gay marriage is a sin" crowd when they become as vocal about the sins of adultery, divorce, and fornication. Oh, and when they follow the teachings of Christ about the idea that a married man looking at a woman lustfully is an act of adultery.

I posit that a lot of "no gay marriage" men (and some women-when you post a worthy male photo) are committing adultery/fornication in their hearts.

To those people-leave this blog-never return. Go and sin no more.

Anonymous said...

10:22, What if it is a low fat donut?

Remote Controller said...

If someone has to judge about Gay's being married and trying to keep them from it because of a religious point. Then hopefully they have:

created an inner most room or space for their wife where men are not allowed

Making sure their wife is not working outside of the home

making sure your wife is sexually satisfied

Don't eat pork

Keep your body a temple (i.e. not be overweight, no tattoos, excercise, no earrings, etc.)

Plus a bunch of other things in the old handbook of life.

If you do all those things and plus remember no impure thoughts about anyone.

Then talk some trash about the Homosexual marriage thing.

Anonymous said...

IMO George Clooney and John Travolta are gays that are too scared to come out of the closet.

Anonymous said...

Sandra B...Your stupid. hiv and all?! Give me a break! Do the math! How many "straight" men have and spread aids just as regularily

Anonymous said...

Thank you 10:22....

SandraB said...

trolling win on the funny part of my post...thanks, you made me smile!

I meant the other parts though.

Anonymous said...

So it's not OK for gay people to "marry", but it's OK for non-gay people to "marry" multiple times, screw around on their spouse, have a bunch of baby-daddy kids, pay (or not pay) child support, and act like a bunch of Jerry Springer Wise County cast-offs? Get over yourselves. It's a legal union - if it wasn't, you wouldn't have to fill out so much paperwork to marry and divorce another person.

Sarah-Is-Right said...

um...a "straight man" by definition cannot have the hiv....just saying...unless they violated Lev 18:22 to be on the Down Low.

Anonymous said...

As a Christian I accept the religion of Jesus. That religion prohibits homosexuality and the penalty for it is death.

From a biological viewpoint I cannot understand one human sticking his tool in the digestive tract of another human. I cannot understand the desire to do so. It must be a mental disease similar to coprophagia.

Anonymous said...

Barry,

Put the crack pipe down! You do know that they didn't have blogging on the internet during the time of Jesus, right? Speaking of getting beat up, I bet you got beat up a lot as a child.

You my friend angering the gods of Kharma. I bet you have a papercut by the end of the week.

Anonymous said...

I've got a few things to add Remote Controller.

Exodus 21:7 - it's completely alright to sell your daughter into slavery. As long as she isn't freed after six years like a man would be.

Lev. 25:44 - We can purchase male and female slaves, but only from neighboring nations. Road trip to Mexico!

Exodus 35:2 - Anyone working on a Sunday must be put to death. Sounds like its going to get pretty bloody down at the mall on Sunday. You're safe for now Chick-fil-A.

Leviticus 21:17-20 - Who isn't allowed to make an offering to god? No man who has any defect may come near: no man who is blind or lame, disfigured or deformed; no man with a crippled foot or hand, or who is a hunchback or a dwarf, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores or damaged testicles. I guess that explains why all the televangelists wear so much makeup and use so much hairspray. Not sure about their testicles though, I'll gave to check on that.

19:27 - Don't get your beard or the hair around your temples trimmed. That's probably worse than homosexuality!

So yeah, I guess we've really dropped the ball on these things.

Anonymous said...

Oh goody! The gays and gay supporters are really flapping their flaming feathered wings in anger on here today!

LMAO

People don't like certain things shoved down their throats.

It goes both ways too.

Anonymous said...

951 is that the verse that starts out.."I will strike down upon thee with great vengence my brother"...?

Anonymous said...

Your time travel idea would be great, except that the bible is a fairy tale.

Anonymous said...

Jesus never preached against gays, he never even mentions it. Paul did, but Jesus. Just sayin

Anonymous said...

The gays are getting so worked up over Obama liking the poo stabber mentality they can't even think straight.

It's was politically timed to coincide with the big Clooney event.

Anonymous said...

Jesus never preached against gays, he never even mentions it. Paul did, but Jesus. Just sayin

Bingo. And Paul had issues. My personal theory is that he's like one of those Republicans or evangelists who preach against being gay all the time, but get caught in the men's room doing the herky-jerky with a dude.

Rage

Anonymous said...

10:39, you're just as smart as Sarah Plain. Only the gays get the HIV... That's awesome. Now explain that to Ryan White and Kimberly Bergalis.

Praise Jeeeezus!

Anonymous said...

God is not real.
Now that is out of the way, what's wrong with homosexuals?

Anonymous said...

"Jesus never preached against gays, he never even mentions it. Paul did, but Jesus. Just sayin"

Um, Jesus wrote Leviticus, you know as part of the trinity.

Anonymous said...

So, today is not light & humorous time on the blog? Oh we11. On another note, have you noticed the new Chesapeake Energy lawsuit on the frequent unreported use of private jets by board and admin. Stockholders are saying it was an unreported expense that appears to be growing at a rapid rate. Who would have guessed?

My Other Brother Darryl

Sarah-Is-Right said...

11:50...neither you nor I know what Ryan and Kimberly have done in their private lives. Maybe they are gay and you just don't know it?

Anonymous said...

All you poo poo pokers suck.

Anonymous said...

1146 we know about paul, but what about george and ringo..?

Anonymous said...

11:50 The gays started it. HELLO

Anonymous said...

I say let them fags get married. then they can adopt two or three little nigger babies and raise them. It would be two or three more that the tax payers would not have to foot the bill for. Obama is gay anyway. just look at them pistol grip ears of his. Some Mandingo buck has been a pull'n on them.

Anonymous said...

If gay marriage is an equal rights issue and a group of people are being discriminated against by not having that right, then instead of trying to get everyone on equal terms as far as "marriage", pass a constitutional amendment banning any kind of marriage and everyone will be equal again. Problem solved!

As far as I can tell, gays are the only ones wanting to get married anymore. Straights seem not to require that status to cohabitate and procreate.

Gays are not the only problem God has with our country. Though they are pretty rough on each other through the spread of HIV, they don't hold a candle to the heterosexual factions willingness to use infanticide as birth control. We fool ourselves into believing that we have arrived as an enlightened society when we can aussage our guilt by calling murder/abortion and perversion/ marriage.

"Surely I am coming soon."
Amen, Come Lord Jesus!

Anonymous said...

10:27am

You are clearly a moron. You are comparing invention to sodomy.

Now go enjoy that Hershey Highway some more.

Remote Controller said...

11:58- Wow, how old was Jesus when he died? Let's see Leviticus was written around 1300 BC or approx. and Jesus died around 33 AD (approx.) Dang he was over 1300 years old!!! (approx.)

I must have missed that part in handbook to Christianity.

wordkyle said...

The Washington Post reported s few days ago -- before Obama's big "announcement" -- that gay donors were withholding millions of dollars in contributions to Obama's re-election campaign because of his (what they perceived as) tepid support of gay rights. I wonder if money had anything to do with Obama's "evolution?"

Anonymous said...

11:58

Sweet Baby Jesus wrote Leviticus? You sure about that?

You may also want to read the entire book. If you are going to use Leviticus as a biblical defense against homosexuality, then you may want to check the other items Leviticus talks about and see if you can defend them.

You'll note that the Levites had a lot of issues with Miss and Mrs. Levites, apparently.

Here are the gory details:

"All the fat is the Lord's." 3:16

Moses puts blood on Aaron's right ear, thumb, and big toe. 8:23-24

God's 13th Killing:
God kills Aaron's sons for offering "strange fire before the Lord." 10:1-2

Hares are unclean since they chew the cud. 11:6

Bats are just unclean birds. 11:13,19

Four-legged birds are an abomination to God. 11:20

Insects have four legs. 11:21, 23

Baby girls are twice as dirty as baby boys. 12:1-8

God's cure for leprosy. 14:2-32

What to do if "he that hath the issue spit upon him that is clean." 15:8

What to do "if any man's seed of copulation go out from him." 15:16-18

Menstruating women are unclean to God. 15:19-30

God's law for wet dreams. 15:16-17, 32

Don't look at any naked menstruating women. 18:19

Homosexuality is an abomination to God. 18:22

Don't mix seeds when sowing a field or wear a garment with mixed fibers. 19:19

If you have sex with a slave woman, you must then scourge her. 19:20

Don't round the corners of your head or mar the corners of your beard. 19:27

Children who curse their parents, adulterers, and homosexuals must be killed. 20:9-12

Woman with "familiar spirits" must be stoned to death. 20:27

The unchaste daughters of priests must be burnt to death. 21:9

Handicapped people must not approach the altar. 21:16-23

God's 14th Killing:
A man curses and blasphemes while disputing with another man. Moses asks God what to do about it. God says that the whole community must stone him to death. "And the children of Israel did as the Lord and Moses commanded." 24:10-23

God's instructions for buying slaves. 25:45-46

"Ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it." 26:16

God will "send wild beasts among you, which shall rob your of your children." 26:22

"And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat." 26:29

God places a dollar value on human life; women are worth less (50 - 60%) than men. 27:3-7

Remote Controller said...

not sure WK, does money ever have anything to do with the path's you choose to take?

Anonymous said...

My name is Rage and I approve of all forms of gaydom.


Rage

Anonymous said...

1:08 WOW After reading your bible post one has to think that those crazy Muslims are on to something.

Anonymous said...

I don't actually know who "wrote" Leviticus...but the Trinity clearly is defined here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity
"According to this doctrine, there is only one God in three persons. Each person is God, whole and entire"

Since the bible is the inspired word of God, then using the Trinity logic, Yes, Jesus had a hand in the crazy laws from Leviticus.

Suck it.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

Gay Marriage is a two fold issue... involving governement and religion. And it has a two-fold answer.

Render unto Caesar. Remember that? Let the government protect the rights of individuals. Legal marriage between ANY adults is fine. And should be protected.

Render unto God. remember that? Let religions continue to dictate what is and what is not approved in their doctrine.

It's that simple.

Anonymous said...

I agree that America should have a legal status that includes all the rights, privileges, responsibilities, etc. as marriage for a same-gender couple who wishes to enter into a committed and legal relationship as it does for a hetero couple. We should have done it long ago. However, the word marriage is the English version of a Judeo-Christian tradition thousands of years old. It has a very specific definition. A same-sex couple is outside that definition. Same thing goes for a common law marriage. It's outside the Church. The law of the land needs to change the term for the legal status that defines those rights, privileges, responsibilities, power of atty., survivorship regarding benefits, etc., for a couple. The state shouldn't have used the Church term in the first place. The govt. does not have the right to change the definition of a church term. Neither should gays or people that want to shack up or any other group other than the Church. The state shouldn't issue a Certificate of Marriage. Only the Church should do that. I'd be fine with the state issuing me a replacement certificate with the new term on it that fits the legal entity being created.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if money had anything to do with Obama's "evolution?"

Yeah, because Obama isn't known for breaking any fund raising records with or without their votes, after all.

Rage

Sarah-Is-Right said...

I think Jesus abolished the old laws of Leviticus...except for Tithing and Homosexuality of course!


---- This is from the Internet, so it must be true! ----

The New Testament is very clear that Christians are not under the Old Testament Jewish Law or the law of Moses. Here is what the Bible says.

"For sin shall not have dominion over you: for ye are not under the law, but under grace." Romans 6:14.

Christians are ”dead to the law." Romans 7:4.

"If ye be led by the Spirit, ye are not under the law" Galatians 5:18.

Christians are "delivered from the law." Romans 7:6.

"Wherefore the law was our schoolmaster to bring us unto Christ, that we might be justified by faith. But after that faith is come, we are no longer under a schoolmaster “ [the law]. Galatians 3:24-25.

For Christians, the Law is "that which is done away." II Corinthians 3:11.

For Christians, the Law is "that which is abolished." II Corinthians 3:13.

For Christians, Jesus, on the Cross, was "blotting out the handwriting of ordinances that was against us." Colossians 2:14.

For Christians, the Law is taken "out of the way" and nailed "to his cross." Colossians 2:14.

"When God speaks of a new [covenant or agreement], He makes the first one obsolete (out of use). And what is obsolete (out of use and annulled because of age) is ripe for disappearance and to be dispensed with altogether." Hebrews 8:13, The Amplified Version

"And after that he said, Lo, I come to do thy will, O God. Thus he put an end to the first in order to establish the second." Hebrews 10:9, Lamsa Translation

Anonymous said...

What to do "if any man's seed of copulation go out from him." 15:16-18

What? Don't leave me hangin'!

/wish I had known before this morning...

Rage

Anonymous said...

The HIV virus will mutate. Feces and sex do not mix.

Randy-is-Left said...

Sarah-Is-Right:
According to the numbers in the medical community, hiv is more common in heterosexuals than in homosexuals. It's been that way for about 12 years now.

wordkyle said...

RC - That's the wrong question. To scientifically understand Obama's "evolution," we need to ask, "What is money's role in The Origin of Species?" And if evolution works as quickly in nature as it did with Obama's personal, heartfelt, deeply thought out beliefs (a 360° turnaround from 1996 (for) to 2004 (against) to June 2011 (against) to May 2012 (for) then maybe the fossil record actually confirms that the earth is only 10,000 years old.

Or maybe Obama just evolves faster than ordinary human beings. His actions while in office have certainly evolved from what he said before he was elected.

IT'S A SECRET said...

1:15 When it comes to bribery then yes money can be a factor. Looks to me that is the case here.

Obama - I LOVES ME SOME GAYS
Hollywood - JUST WHAT WE WANTED TO HEAR! HERE YOUR MOO LA MR. PRESIDENT.

Bribery

Something, such as money or a favor, offered or given to a person in a position of trust to influence that person's views or conduct.

2. Something serving to influence or persuade.

HeartStillinTexas said...

Again, Marriage has nothing to do with Religion. In this country you have to apply to the government to get married, it is not "legal" if your priest marries you. When you apply they do not refuse to give you a license if you are a Wicken, Atheist, Buddist or Hindu. Marriage in the USOA is not a religious entity. So gays can't marry in your church but they want the financial, health, and legal ability that heterosexuals have. Like Limbaugh, Newt, and all those other sanctomonious Religous Right dudes, who can marry three times, but still claim to follow Jesus teachings......its a legal document not a religious document.

Anonymous said...

Fine. Just change the definition of marriage to include whatever a minority group wants it to be. In the meantime, I'd like to propose we include "relations with three legged donkeys" under the definition of "gay". That way, from now on when someone says he or she is "gay"...it's still left up in the air as to whether he or she is referring to being with someone of the same sex...or maybe they like three legged donkeys. How about "marriage" be a term reserved to mean man and woman...makes life a lot easier for those of us who populate the planet. I don't want to have to add "to a woman" everytime I tell someone that "I'm married".

Anonymous said...

Brain Washed Masses = Future History Teachers Glory

Anonymous said...

Jesus wrote Leviticus? Never heard that before. The word Homo sexuality is in the Bible? Never read that in there either.

Anonymous said...

Gays wake up with some really bad breath for various reason you might well understand.

It's a secret...... said...

I'd go back to the time of Jesus and follow him and the disciples around.....

Pullleeeezzz....your a runner. The men wore long sheet like clothing back then. Bubear run no good in long sheet like clothing so Bubear cut long sheet like clothing above knees to run faster. Bubear called gay boy. Bubear die day later from big rock to head.

Remote Controller said...

1:33 again, Moses was not apart of the trinity. Just because he was inspired by God does not mean he is God, nor that God wrote Leviticus. It was done supposedly by Moses and other humans.

Just because you write a letter to your spouse under the influence of inspiration does not mean Jesus directly wrote it. If it does then that means that every inspired creation is considered apart of the bible. Which would mean that the idea of Gay marriage is from God.

Anonymous said...

Hey wordy! Dick Cheney can have a change of heart on Iraq (in 1991 attacking the cities would be a quagmire, but in 2003 it's OK), but you don't ask about his motives... why do Obama's motives matter? Why didn't Bush's matter? Why is it OK that Romney has flip-flopped on every issue he's ever campaigned on, yet you'll vote for him?

You are the lowest form of scumbag--at least call a liar a liar in every party, not just someone you disagree with. You're as intellectually dishonest as it gets. Coward.

Anonymous said...

1:39

So....you are saying...the letters of Paul the apostle and other writings commonly attributed to him which were written AFTER Baby Jesus died on the cross for us are a rewrite of at least one book of the pentateuch? Seriously?

The supposition that this collection of biblical references that give mankind a "nevermind, you don't have to follow those rules anymore" get out of hell free card? Really?

You also realize that Leviticus is a key player in the Torah and Qur'an, right?

Anonymous said...

It's funny to watch those who are really upset by this... And those who are trying to goat others just for fun!

Anonymous said...

Does anybody ever wonder who the first two gay guys were? I mean did this problem start with them?

Sarah-Is-Right said...

Remote Controller:
Puhleeezze...some "inspired" creations were ideas from Satan...like homo's and Gay Marriage for example.

Also, are you really trying to say Moses wasn't inspired by his creator when he wrote? I'm pretty sure God was moving his hand as he wrote it down on his old testament paper.

Sarah-Is-Right said...

"Gays wake up with some really bad breath for various reason you might well understand."

Starbucks breath?

Anonymous said...

10 things Bubear should do if he goes back to Biblical times....

10. Get clarification on the whole wine thing. Is it wine, is it Welch's grape juice? We need direction.(Baptists, specifically)

9. Mary Magdalene, who was she reeeealllllllllly. Hooker? Wife? Close personal companion? Two out of three? People want to know.

8. Find out what happened during the Jesus Wonder Years between age 12 and age 30. Big time gap, raging hormone years for a young man. So...what happened during those 18 years?

7. Tell Judas he's going to be famous someday.

6. Tell folks the earth is not flat. I think Leviticus says you may get stoned for that one, but give it a shot.

5. Take some toilet paper with you. It will be worth a fortune in camels.

4. Have a talk with Paul. Have him write a letter to the Romans about soccer being a sin and an abomination to God.

3. Check Peter's man card. I think you'll find it in his purse.

2. Mary Magdalene again. Hot? Not?

1. Introduce the masses to Mexican food. It's much better than fish and loaves.

Remote Controller said...

Sarah-is-right. Does that mean God was using your fingers to write your comment or Satan?

wordkyle said...

245 - So...what's your point? Try putting it on a bumper sticker. Examples:
-"HYPERBOLE'S #1!!"
-"Spittle makes everything sound better"
-"I'll give up my anonymity when you pry it from my cold, dead brain"
Seriously, I'm interested in what you have to say. Please expound.

Sarah-Is-Right said...

Yes

Sarah-Is-Right said...

Remote Controller...Who is your leader?

Anonymous said...

2:53

Moses had no paper. That's why the 10 Commandments were chiseled on stone tablets.

Moses was also illiterate, but that is another story. His brother Aaron was the smart one.

Anonymous said...

Do any Gays appear on those Got Milk Billboards?

Anonymous said...

If wonder if Aliens have this Gay problem and I don't mean the one's from Messico.

Anonymous said...

From the research I've done (medical journals) it appears HIV, if spread sexually, is usually via gay sex (the backdoor kind, given that that area of a man's body cannot sustain that type of sex without bleeding).

If HIV is transmitted via straight sex, then it's because one or both partners have other STDs and open sores, this making HIV transmission more likely.

A healthy straight person's odds of catching it without a condom are one in five million. It's one in 50 million with a condom.

And most straight men who swear they got HIV from a woman are most likely lying.

Anonymous said...

2:46 I have no idea but, I betcha back in the dino days there was some Phosphatherium humping going on.

Anonymous said...

Why do so many gays have mustaches?


To hide the stretch marks

Anonymous said...

It always cracks me up when "wordkyle" gets on to somebody else about being anonymous.

Why don't you put your name out there wordy? Anonymity is bad, according to your own posts, which you always want us to cite to when you are held accountable for your statements.

Anonymous said...

4:04

Your numbers are so wrong it's laughable.

The US has roughly 310 million people. You are suggesting only 6.2 people in allllllllllllllllllll of the US that had sex with condoms contracted AIDs.

That sir/madam is just ignorance, in fact, beyond....ignorance.

Anonymous said...

A day without a post from the CSCOPE
Hags......Wheww.....

Anonymous said...

4:29 How come all of us can easily figure out who wordkyle is but you're dumba## can't.

He's not anonymous, idiot.

Anonymous said...

Hamster? Anyone? Got one for sale. Reel cheep.

Anonymous said...

10:39

Some men have sex with women and men. Some women have sex with straight men and gay men.

And.....before we knew AIDs even existed....

People who were infected would donate blood to blood banks. Since we did not know about AIDs at that time, the blood was not tested for AIDs. Someone having surgery that needed a pint of O+ stood a chance of being infected. In fact, this happened in the early 80's when AIDs starting spreading rapidly, infecting people that did not participate in high risk sexual practices.

With all the education and information that is available on this topic, I can't believe the level of stupid that still exists.

Anonymous said...

Then put his name out there, 4:38. He won't mind.

Anonymous said...

4:38

Ditto. WK claims his posts, crazy or sane, he claims them.

Saaaaaaaaaaaaalute.

Double Fake

Anonymous said...

u meen hees not a idiot, anonymous.

Anonymous said...

11:50...neither you nor I know what Ryan and Kimberly have done in their private lives. Maybe they are gay and you just don't know it?

Sarah is Right

Sarah, you might want to extract your heard from your posterior, read something besides a 2000 year old piece of heavily edited fairy tales. You might actually learn some real history and science.

BigTex said...

Some men have sex with women and men. Some women have sex with straight men and gay men.



Therefore we should tattoo these people and avoid them like the plague.

Anonymous said...

Mega Henderson... worth waiting for...

Anonymous said...

To 4:30:

Please show me some evidence that HIV was transmitted during straight sex when the man properly used a condom that didn't break.

HIV is primarily a gay disease, when transmitted sexually, unless a straight woman has unprotected sex with a bi-man, or unless a straight man with STDS and open sores has unprotected sex with an HIV infected woman.

I stand by my numbers!

The only reason people think straight sex with a condom can still cause AIDS is because of a weird alliance between evangelicals who want to scare people out of sex before marriage and gay activists who wanted more money for AIDS research.

Anonymous said...

I don't care what the gays do in the bedroom I just wish they would shut the door and keep it to them self. Why can't we just put them someplace and let them have at it untill they get HIV and die.

Anonymous said...

So many opinions, you people scare me. The more I know about people, the more I like my dog, for the record, I don't want to have sex with him.

wordkyle said...

About the HIV/AIDS thing...the CDC report for the years 2007-2010 reports that of 37,910 cases of HIV/AIDS diagnosed in male adults and adolescents in 2010, 88% were transmitted via male-to-male sexual contact and/or injection drug use. Behavior matters.

Anonymous said...

If Christians want Gay people to quit " bumping uglies" then let them get married. It seems the best way to kill any sexual relationship.

Mega Henderson

Anonymous said...

7:49

From the World Health Organization:

http://www.who.int/hiv/topics/condoms/en/

"A large body of scientific evidence shows that male latex condoms have an 80% or greater protective effect against the sexual transmission of HIV and other STIs."

80% is a lot different than the 1 out of 50 million number you were throwing out.

Anonymous said...

Yes, and the 20 percent of people who got HIV while using a condom most likely (1) used it incorrectly (2) used an expired condom or (3) the condom broke (which is far more like to happen during gay sex).

Even if the condom broke during straight sex, the risk of transmission from a woman to a man is still virtually nil. Man to woman, then yes.

Anonymous said...

9:01

Where are you getting your info? Please don't tell me the Book of Leviticus.