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I told you that story was too fishy to be true. I saw it a mile away and, you know what? I do this all the time! Remember the fire in Saginaw at the antique store that I wasn't believing? Turned out to be arson. Two or three years ago there was a story of a sexual assault in a park in Keller that I immediately labeled a lie. Cops backed me while I was on vacation so I didn't even get to gloat about it here. The hair-dresser "murder" in north Dallas area where she was found dead in a burned out car when I said "something ain't right about that"? Medical examiner came out and disagreed with the police. And if that over-protective dad in Plano would let his high school daughter fess up to faking her kidnapping to Oklahoma, I'd have another one one my scoreboard. Sheesh, I've probably forgotten about a dozen more.
If I can find a job listing for "exceptional oracle needed" on cragislist, I may quit this lawyer and blogging gig.
It's a gift.
19 comments:
Barry,
Might i suggest you get some "Icey Hot" to rub onto your shoulder. Patting yourself so soundly on the back may lead to muscle soreness.
The "kidnapped" girl is from Frisco. Plano cops would have busted her.
Not bad, I think your batting average is up to .127 by now.
Congratulations on being able to point out what 95% of the population can. The other 5% are still waiting on their Nigerian windfall!
Clearly you should take the MENSA test. None of us other idiots from Wise County would have ever smelled a rat in any of these stories. After all we vote Republican.
It's the second coming of the Amazing Kreskin
Johnny Carson should be calling soon
Are you sure you are not a woman?
Have to admit you're good. I seem to have the same talent.
If a bat and a ball cost $1.10 and the bat cost $1.00 more than the ball how much does the ball cost?
2:50...Too damn much and also the rent is too damn high!
"Did Do It Again"?...Really?
And yes, the lying young wench was from Frisco, not Plano.
Come see me after class.
Double Fake Lady Jane Coggins
A true seer. Maybe even a clairvoyant.
My Other Brother Darryl
PS - What card do I have hidden?
5 cents.
Big Ed
Nickel.
I think this whole Lawyer Blog thing is a hoax. All of this is happening in a third deminsion some where. It's not real.
Pullleeeezzz! You know good and well my telepathic brain is guiding you Mr. Subject. LOL
I have been wondering about the Frisco girl also, I have to say I read your blog before I read the update.LOl
I see you corrected your error.
You still need to come see me after class, assuming you can FIND your class.
Double Fake Lady Jane Coggins
they are putting in a 32 screen movie plaza in chico!!!!
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