5.08.2012

Colorado State Kid Tries To Dive Off An Apartment Complex. Fails.



Obviously that kid is the victim. The main culprit has to be  ABC's Wild World Of Sports which used to be the only sports show on during a Saturday afternoon. My generation was whipped to death with Acapulco Cliff Diving and the absolutely insane High Diving. No one ever got hurt, and there seemed to be a 100% chance of success. Alas, this guy is too young to have seen that so for now we'll simply call him "idiot."

I love the gal at the 1:26 mark: "I don't even feel bad for the kid." Cold blooded, but so attractive.

Original youtube clip here.

P.S. I can't tell you how much I cringed the first time I watched that video. But I figured youtube wouldn't have a clip showing the kid doing a face plant into the concrete. Maybe five years from now, but not in 2012.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think he did an ankle plant and not a face plant. Pay attention counselor.

Anonymous said...

The news anchor looks like an anorexic Nancy Grace.

Anonymous said...

That is "NOT" how I showed you to dive! Now get up there and try it again!

DF Coach Greg Louganis

Anonymous said...

Almost got a Darwin award! Way to go dumbass!

Anonymous said...

On December 21 2012 all our faces will be planted.

Anonymous said...

2:02, what about our ankles?

Anonymous said...

I tell ya, that's no Triple Lindy, I tell ya.

Double Fake Thornton Melon

Anonymous said...

I once lived in a white collar, well to do suburb north of Dallas(Plano) and our neighbors would regularly jump off the roof of their garage into their pool during parties.

Anonymous said...

More proof that the gene pool needs weeding.

My Other Brother Darryl

ps - Kid probably failed his high school physical science section dealing with speed and distance.

Anonymous said...

they outta cut him while he's at the hospital.NO!reproduction.

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