5.15.2012

Random Monday Tuesday Morning Thoughts



  • Forgot to mention that I saw a Bentley Continental in the Rangers parking lot on Sunday with personalized license plates that read, "MEH".  Sheesh. 
  • Every candidate for state office tries to "out conservative" his opponent.
  • One of the Katy Trail robberies over the weekend was a jogger at 6:30 in the morning. I've feared the jogging attack at night but never in the morning. (Note to dumb kids robbing people: Joggers ain't carrying a lot of cash.)
  • Would anyone vote for Tom Leppert for U.S. Senate just because Troy Aikman does a commercial for him?
  • The brain trust on WBAP today discussed whether the Byron Nelson Golf Classic is referred to as "The Nelson" or "The Byron."  Really. 
  • Rumors are swirling that Florida State could join the Big 12. Although probably not true, that would be awesome.
  • Springtown always has some wheels off story in the news. And we should be reminded that there are people with a Springtown address that technically live in Wise County. 
  • Mrs. LL's team beat the Fake Kim Mulkey's team last night. It was high entertainment and kind of tense -- especially tense for me when the umpire asked me (I was running the scoreboard) to verify the count.
  • I had no idea American Airlines used to sell a "all you can fly" lifetime pass. The last time it was offered was in 2004 for $3 million with a companion pass for $2 million.  But you have to love a guy who, in 1984, bought a pass for $250,000 and a companion pass for $150,000 and then just used AA as his own private jet.
  • Discussed at Mother's Day brunch: Is an orphan who has reached adulthood still called an orphan or is he a "former orphan." 
  • I saw a picture Bono's restaurant posted of some of its waitresses and now I can't find it. Dang it.
  • Restaurant clarification: Fuzzy Taco's will go in the old "Floors and More" space. The new Asian food place will take the old spot of South Beach Taco Factory.
  • President Obama appears on "The View" today. That ought to fire ya up.
  • Dallas Cowboys defensive coordinator Rob Ryan is known to have a huge belly. At least his brother, head coach of the NY Jets, has lost some weight
  • A 34 year old man died in a wreck in Fort Worth last night although he was walking around when police first arrived. Here's his Facebook page where his mother has made a post.



31 comments:

BigTex said...

This is Tuesday, dumbazz!

Anonymous said...

Why wouldn't a gay president appeal to his base on The View?

Anonymous said...

After slamming Palin as stupid and that she should never appear on Jeopardy, Chris Mathews came in dead last on Jeopardy.

Anonymous said...

After some Googleishous research an orphan is referenced as a minor or child only.

Anonymous said...

it is tuesday isn't it?

BigTex said...

One of the Katy Trail robberies over the weekend was a jogger at 6:30 in the morning. I've feared the jogging attack at night but never in the morning. (Note to dumb kids robbing people: Joggers ain't carrying a lot of cash.)


These are not kids, these are grown black apes doing this, just like the adult black apes that raped the eleven year old little girl in Cleveland ,Texas. You know , those trials are going on now, but the nigger-loving media is not reporting it. Has there ever been a case in the history of the USA, where 20 grown men/apes raped a eleven year old girl? Where is the media uproar for this litle girl??? They have no problem getting worked up over some black gangsta thug like Trayvon but not this little hispanic girl. Sickening!!!

Anonymous said...

all those stars and stripes would make me foget it is Tuesday too!

Shoopy IV, Esq. said...

Craig Miller whined about The Nelson being called The Byron for many years.

Rob Ryan has also lost weight.

Anonymous said...

All you can fly.....that is essentially a private jet. You can use it whenever u want. Right?

Ernest T said...

Apparently AA forgot the meaning of "unlimited." Maybe this guy needs to send them a dictionary!

When they sell an unlimited ticket like this, they take the same gamble that all-you-can-eat restaurants do. They make money off of some people, but lose money off others.

With customer service like this, is it any wonder that AA is struggling to survive?

Anonymous said...

Random Monday Morning Thoughts, the dumbing down of America is here.

Anonymous said...

9:11

You are toxic.

The Cleveland case is not being reported on because the judge has issued a gag order preventing the members of the court from discussing the case. The media has no one to talk to unless someone wants to go to jail for doing so.

Anonymous said...

I predict that one member of The View crew will be off camera and under the table during each segment. I think you know what I mean.

-Fake Bill Clinton

BigTex said...

President Obama appears on "The View" today. That ought to fire ya up.


Not really, chimp acts are always the same. Speaking of chimp acts, watch these apes beat a white soldier. That ought to fire ya up.


http://www.wtsp.com/news/topstories/article/255240/250/VIDEO-US-Army-soldier-brutally-beaten-in-South-Tampa-

Where is the nigger-loving media now?

BigTex said...

10:15- Bullshit.

http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Judge-eases-his-gag-order-in-Cleveland-gang-rape-1691083.php


Why has the mother and father of this poor little girl, not been on the news like the parents of the thug Trayvon.

Anonymous said...

10:15, How dare you bring facts into one of Little Okie's rants.

Pat Dohoney said...

Guess which one of those gals didn't get the memo on that day's proper attire?

BigTex said...

http://www.khou.com/news/crime/Trial-begins-for-suspect-in-alleged-gang-rape-of-11-year-old-Cleveland-girl-148547125.html


Why no national media coverage?

Anonymous said...

I don't know why people flock to the square to eat when there is chesters chicken at love's. That is 5 star dining in wise county.

Buford T. Justice said...

Is Big Tex married to a jungle bunny... I never noticed that before. Don't usually pay attention to that poster, but i find it ironic that monkey hater would stick his lil john into tainted black hole...

just sayin

Anonymous said...

food for thought on the orphan comment when to you go from a MILF to a GMILF

Anonymous said...

11:19

Because...no one sent a fax?

Anonymous said...

12:03 If you would have been paying attention to Big Tex's posts you would have figured out long ago that the pic is of a couple who were murdered and tortured by several blacks that went unreported by the liberal media.

Big Tex's cause to stir emotions is actually due to the bias in the Liberal media.

PAY ATTENTION

BigTex said...

12:03- Its not your fault that you do not know who this hero in the pic is, its the racist liberal media that keeps you in ignorant bliss.

http://www.nydailynews.com/topics/Jan%20Pietrzak

Anonymous said...

Ever since big Tex's kid's name was mistakenly omitted in the messenger rann honor roll lineup, he has been on a tirade against the "liberal media", and blowing every check he made at the rock plant to buy ammo at cheaper than dirt for revenge.

HeartStillinTexas said...

I actually now believe that Big Tex is mentally ill. Please seek help.

Buford T. Justice said...

So tex has no problem with a white hero havin stuck to a spear-chucker offspring... got an odd way a pickin causes.

Why not find a regular white couple... Maybe a gay one, then you can put down the pillow-biters.

Just sayin'

Anonymous said...

I guess I am old fashioned. I always thought once an orphan, always an orphan. Same for being a bastard/prostitute/thief/liar/cheater/misogynist/abuser/sinner. Maybe forgiven or rehabilitated or saved, but the description is still set for life. Am I too stuck in the past?

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

I was thinking orphan of age. Like in, The Orphanage.

Double Fake Danny Balis

Anonymous said...

Would anyone vote for Tom Leppert for U.S. Senate just because Troy Aikman does a commercial for him?



Would anyone vote for Obama just because he is black?

Anonymous said...

Yall need to look at all those child molesting Crackers that are always on here...