The Campaign For DA


The Story . . .

. . . says the city attorney prepared a three page contract regarding the coin flip. That got me thinking. What rules or contingencies would you need covered. Let's see . . .

  • When
  • Where
  • Type of coin
  • Who gets to make the call
  • What happens if coin doesn't land flat (i.e. rolls and ends up leaning.)
  • Who flips the coin
  • Does the coin need to be tossed to a certain height
What else?


Anonymous said...

Who's going to decide the call? I mean, some zebras have more white stripes, and some have more black stripes.

DF Coach Taylor


Anonymous said...

Landing surface(ground, table, palm of the hand)

Minimum number of revolutions in the air.

1 toss or best 2 out of 3.

Who supplies the coin.

Who gets to keep the coin.

Do you declare your choice before the toss, like in NFL or do you "call it in the air"?

That's just my 2 cents.....

Anonymous said...

- who gets to keep the coin after the toss

- is the coin to be caught or allowed to hit the ground

- will the toss be videotaped

- would paper/rock/scissors be more efficient

but then since lawyers will be involved please add:

- the mental state of the tosser

- the wind velocity

- the lighting in the domicile of the flip

- a court appointed psychology whore's belief in the psychological effects of a abstract event determining the outcome of the election and it's effect on humanity

- the filming speed of the video tape

- will audio be involved

- a court appointed liguist whore to explain to jurors what the audio really means

- obviously a transcriptionist for all audio

- two pre-toss hearings both of which are postponed and rescheduled at least twice

I'm sure there are others but I am not a lawyer, I'm a nice guy

Anonymous said...

Let's pitch a coin and let's see who gives a Harry Rat's ass what happens...I don't...why should you?

Anonymous said...

If you toss a coin & nobody is there to call it, did it really happen?

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

Because there all getting paid by the hour

Anonymous said...

Heads I win, Tails you lose????

Anonymous said...

My sister and her family live there! I'll let you know how it turns out!