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4.09.2012

I Bet He Even Knows The Water Sprinkler Dance



I'm generally not a fan of the streaker/man-on-the-field/whatever because it's very 1970ish. I mean, seriously, if you are going  to stop down thousands of people in the audience you should at least have a little originality.  And that brings us to the 10 second mark in this clip. Maybe the ol'-start-the-lawmower bit has been around a while, but it's a new one to me.Well done, young man. Well done. Adam West would be proud.

And check out these Baltimore cops. They are so busy chasing real criminals (Hey, I've seen The Wire) that the last thing they are going to do is run around a field under the sun because of some jackwagon. Just wait for the Caped Crusader to get himself in position and then, BOOM! POW! Their work is done.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

So what worse crime happened in the baal park while 10 cops were on the field? Holy diversion, Batman!

Bfg

Anonymous said...

I think he's stolen a Bat and some Balls.

Anonymous said...

Hey that's Ball err I mean Bat man.

Anonymous said...

Why couldn't we have just picked our own cotton...
I wonder if Africa will let us sell them back all their niggers, even cheaper than they sold them to us? And they wonder why the majority of people think they're worthless- they give us no reason to think otherwise...

Anonymous said...

I like the just after 40 secon mark when the sign behind him says "walk off a hero"

Anonymous said...

CRUNCH! ZOWIE! BIFF!

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why they had to tackle him so hard.

We have no civil liberties anymore.

#1 Rage fan

Anonymous said...

Just shoot him in the leg and drag him off the field with it.Idiots like that would be hard to find.