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4.10.2012

Random Tuesday Morning Thoughts



  • The pastor of the huge Fellowship Church, Ed Young, is far  more concerned with publicity than anything else. First he spends a weekend or more with his wife on a bed on the roof of his church, and on Sunday he had a caged tiger on stage. Then again, it might be appropriate for that circus act he's got going on.
  • Yu Darvish got rocked in the first inning last night and got this close to being pulled. I'll give him credit for settling down and then going another four innings (but, man, there were a lot of hard hit balls in those later innings that went straight to Ranger players.) 
  • You think with the bases loaded, two runs in, and one out in the first, Nolan Ryan thought, "$100 million? We paid $100 million."
  • Fox Sports Southwest missed the first pitch on Opening Day and the first two pitches of the Yu Darvish start.
  • I didn't matter to me. I missed the first part of the game because Mrs. LL got stranded with a dead battery. 
  • Decatur High School lipdub?
  • Remember the Watagua lady who walked off from a mid-cities pool party in the middle of the night two years ago and ended up getting hit and killed on Highway 183? Well, the cops think they found who hit her on or near the highway and indicted him.  And I'll give credit to Mrs. LL for finding this very uncomfortable Facebook entry by the deceased's husband (at least a comment is uncomfortable.) 
  • Yeah, yeah, Baylor basketball - both men's and women's - may be sanctioned by the NCAA for phone and text message violations over a five year period. The funniest comment I say yesterday was, "If the Baylor Bears want to get past the Elite Eight, they are going to have to have bigger violations than that."
  • I made reference to the "water sprinkler dance" yesterday and there was a fat guy who caught a Ranger home run in the grassy knoll last night who broke out into it.
  • Someone mentioned that Fox 4 Heather Hays said there were "Hail sized golf balls" falling in Oklahoma last night. I haven't confirmed that, though.
  • I bought a  Christopher Hitchens book. Uh, I think he's too smart for me. 
  • Every time Mrs. LL sees Mike Napoli on TV she starts using a horrible Italian accent. 

45 comments:

Bacon said...

Bacon Scale

WOW
4.9 out of 5
You made my morning BG! She is so hot. GJ!

Anonymous said...

5 out of 5.

She is HOT HOT HOT. GJ today, BG.

DF Bacon
Rage

AK ALPHA said...

I like reading your blog every morning, but by your own admittance you're baseball dumb. YU shouldn't comment on something you can't speak intelligently about. Nolan Ryan isn't going to question their decision to sign Darvish after his first start and a shaky couple of innings.

Brewcrew said...

Look at the fun bags on that hose hound.

Anonymous said...

Let's see, it has been 100 years since a pitcher gave up 4 runs in the 1st inning and still won his debut game. Yeah, I'm pretty sure Nolan is still happy with a pitcher that can pull off something that hasn't been done in 100 years.

Anonymous said...

OK, DHS beat us on gayness. But at least we do our own singing. We'll crush you at Sectionals!

DF New Directions

Anonymous said...

DHS-that was not good.

Katy Anders said...

Houston has at least half of the ten biggest mega-churches in the country.

It's pretty crazy, and doesn't seem to have much to do with Christianity.

A tiger? Bread and circuses, man...

Anonymous said...

Ed Young's animal was a lion, not a tiger. It was in reference to the lion and lamb lying down together. I don't get it, personally. But then, I don't get the whole mega-church phenomena.

Lip dub at the high school. Cool event to honor one of their own. Very well put-together and very unusual. The kids were very well behaved considering the circumstances. Kudos to Cindy Berry who once again, did an awesome job at DHS. Her kids are great.

Anonymous said...

Interesting that so many "modern" Christians who preach against the secular versus the spiritual are putting more of the secular world into church services now.

I predict next will be an open bar, strippers and tables with candles.

Woopee!

Anonymous said...

She is ugly due to the deformity of her chest. Otherwise, not bad. In ten years they will hang below her waist or she will require surgery to stop the damage they will cause to her back. The same genes that made those will cause her to weigh 300 pounds by the time she is 40. Very unattractive.

Anonymous said...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. That said...it is a good thing 10:06 chimmed in as ANON. If she'd posted as a name, the cops would be knocking on her door to serve a warrant for possession of all the drugs she must be smokin'.

Anonymous said...

The atheist, Christopher hitchins, was a George bush fan and despised the Clintons.

He,too, admitted that there is a chance for life after death.

You're correct. He was very intelligent.

Anonymous said...

I'd go to a church with an open bar and strippers.

Rage

Anonymous said...

I hooked a few OB, but
no way they made Oklahoma.

Anonymous said...

Lions, tigers, rattlesnakes, it is all about the same to me.

Anonymous said...

I was at a church service on Sunday where the preacher brought up Helen of Troy during the sermon.

Was she referred to in the Old or New Testament, I forget?

Triple Fake... said...

You're confusing lions and tigers, bubear? Oh my!


Okay, I already know the answer to this question, but I'm gonna ask it anyway. The Facebook posting: the photo shows the name of the deceased on the stone. If you don't know the guy well enough to know it was his wife that died, why would you go to his page and ask: "Who died?"
And it's kinda creepy to have a pic of the stone with the kids around it to begin with, but that's another issue altogether

Anonymous said...

10:42, are you African American or just Wise County trash.

HarveyLee said...

Anon, 9:46

It is actually stated that the wolf and the lamb will lie down together.
The lion and the lamb is a common error that is perpetuated by people who don't bother to read the scripture for themselves.
Some confuse this with the picture of Jesus as the Lion of Judah and the sacrificial lamb.

Anonymous said...

She is deformed and does or probably will have medical issues related to the deformity. Dr. Andrew Haig, director of the spine program at the University of Michigan: "Back pain is a common complaint among large-breasted women. This pain is often the result of sheer gravity. A lot of times the pain is in the back of the rib cage and the spine area is because women are trying hard to arch their back so they don't fall forward because of the weight of their breasts."

Anonymous said...

BG you hit gold with the RTG today great job!

Anonymous said...

Decatur's lipdub is awesome!! Great tribute to a beloved teacher!!!!

Great job, kids!

Bridgeport High School Mom

Anonymous said...

12:12 go take your nap...

Anonymous said...

The atheist, Christopher hitchins, was a George bush fan and despised the Clintons.

So? As if that lends credibility to Bush or detracts from the Clintons. I'd much rather have a president who lied about smoking a joint and getting blown than a drunk drug addict who has a DWI and did the hard stuff. Hell, Cheney's a career criminal too--in addition to his lies about Iraq that killed thousands of Americans he has two DWIs. Although I hear he has had a change of heart.

Rage

Anonymous said...

New International Version (©1984)

Isaiah 11:6

The wolf will live with the lamb, the leopard will lie down with the goat, the calf and the lion and the yearling together; and a little child will lead them.

Double Fake Crack Research Staff

Anonymous said...

Hitchins was an expert at foreign policy which lends credibility to Bush. He warned of the dangers of having a Muslim in the White House. As you are seeing, we should have taken his advice.

Anonymous said...

12:12

Jealous often?

Anonymous said...

did somebody say lipjob..?

Anonymous said...

rick sanitarium said he had to end his run for president because he felt that the niggers would never support him..

Anonymous said...

1:12, no jealousy here. I am an educated male who is in the majority when it comes to what I find attractive.

Here is some science for you: "the study showed that men related the highest opinion of the actress's professional and social viability with a medium cup size, with their perceptions resulting less favorably on the actress when particularly small or large cup sizes were shown."

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Males from lower income backgrounds tend to be attracted to deformities such as the one posted today.

Anonymous said...

Sorry to be rude but I thought it was very good considering it was done by students for a beloved teacher that had to leave campus this year for medical reasons.. What is good to you? Seriously you have no heart..

Anonymous said...

The "fat guy" is the same kid from last year who caught all those homerun balls.

Anonymous said...

How did the loved one get stranded with a dead battery? That is a nearly new vehicle. Please tell us the real story.

DF Henry Ford
DF A. C. Delco

Anonymous said...

2:13 The hate posters are only showing that their parents are losers and didn't raise them right.

ANDY said...

barry please consider the feedback and dont give us another pic. of her in 40 years.

Anonymous said...

BG dont listen to the haters she is greatness. The only thing that would make her better would be her topless.

Anonymous said...

Churches today try to outdo each other by putting on the best "show." Reverent worship and fellowship need not involve showbusiness. A church service used to be centered around a message/teaching from the Bible. Church was a place folks to go to learn more about the teachings of the Bible, but now those teachings are lost in "rock and roll" Christian tunes played in the sanctuary. Now, even worse, we have a preacher (sick) pushing sex, not only in public, but in the sanctuary too. This preacher should be removed from the Christian ministry! Why is it so difficult for people to stand up for RIGHT? People are too gullible these days! Maybe that's because they just don't even know what is right or reverent anymore.

Anonymous said...

DHS you all need to get back to the books

Anonymous said...

Amen AK, little man you just stick with girls basketball and leave the Baseball talk to us big boys..little out of your element sports panties

Anonymous said...

Great job DHS, and to honor a most deserving part of the DHS family, Susanne Parker. What a tribute to a wonderful teacher and mentor.

Anonymous said...

Ricky Vaughn will clean up Rhome and it's trash.

Anonymous said...

What are these "Fellowship" churches? Weird bunch of people who think they are doing God's will. They even have things like "Superbowl Sunday". None of that stuff is in my Bible.

Anonymous said...

Ines Cudna, super hot Polish chick.

Anonymous said...

7:46 - right on. But when the realities of life set in, some of these folks who want "fun fun fun, exiting worship", will run back to the mainline churches. I've seen it happen already.