2.06.2012
"Ok, you can owe me."
The Messenger referred to the golfer as a former Decatur resident. The Star-Telegram has more on the story and a portion of the 911 call.
Edit: I'll give the Messenger credit. This story is picking up potentially nationwide steam tonight. I'm not sure how they learned of it in the first place, but Bud Kennedy sent it out to his followers this morning. Shortly thereafter the Star-Telegram ran with it. Now the SB Nation blog world has picked up on it (giving only credit to the Star-Telegram) so it might really pick up steam. It makes sense. The slow foursome on a golf course that almost results in death will get your attention.
Edit the following morning: It's in the USA Today with, once again, the Star-Telegram getting credit. I bet the Messenger's paywall is preventing them from getting credit.
Edit: So let it be written. So let it be done.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)

29 comments:
Better watch out at The Resort.
Those old rich, scotch drinking sots are like the honey-badger, they just don't care.
I guess he really shanked it.
He got his first "hole-in-one".
Oh....he sliced it.
Maybe he expected a different kind of threesome and just lost it.
He'd decided to play through. Think about that, next time you decide to launch on a slow foursome up ahead.
Welp...I guess that'll help his handicap.
"The price is wrong...biatch".
Mark twain once said..."golf is a good walk spoiled".
5:27 with the winner.
Very clever, young man.
Golfers. My mortal enemies.
Double Fake Chuck Norris
Touche!!!
Double Fake Jean van de Velde
Who is the idiot that keeps putting hashtag on the blog?
Hashtag
Hashtag
Hasgtag
Sounds stupid doesn't it?
Just a little taste of all the stupid comments Yall make on a daily basis.
If you continue with stupid comments I'll continue with..
Meme
Lulz
Lol...
Hashtag
Epic fail
Now go play golf at The Resort. You deserve it.
BTW...the handicap comment wins in my book.
Rage
Hey that looks like "slicer Ticer."
I'll believe it only after seeing it on MSNBC.
Well??? We're waiting!
4:27
That is the look everyone gets right before heading to the rear 19th hole to play with some putters and get ddddrrrruuuuuunnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
"Hey Whitey, where's your hat?
Luved me some Caddyshack. Rodney was classic.
My Other Brother Darryl
Well hello Lacey Underall, it has been a long time, too too long.
Messenger source may well have been some of the Decatur Golf team since they are required to play the resort weekly.
Word that was circulating before this ever printed made it sound as if Mr. Carpenter himself might have been the prime instigator.
Is that Tim Carpenter's little brother?
11:13 I wondered as much since he didn't file charges.
Yes, he's the brother they call Gimpy.
Billy Baroo draws blood.
Film at 10.
Fox 4......NEWS
Touche! (No pun intended.)
Post a Comment