blank'/> Liberally Lean From The Land Of Dairy Queen: "Forever and Ever, Amen."

2.06.2012

"Forever and Ever, Amen."


If Randy Travis getting arrested for Public Intoxication outside of the First Baptist Church of Sanger doesn't become a country song, there's no justice in this world.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holy hell Batman, Frankenstein lives!

DF Count Chocula

Anonymous said...

He should've picked a better denomination's parking lot. Or, perhaps, Randy was merely drinking water, but Jesus turned it into wine?

Anonymous said...

Little known fact...Travis is his stage name. His given Christian name Randy Trawick.

Anonymous said...

#Hashtag

Anonymous said...

You know how you keep a Baptist from drinking all your beer..bring two they will watch each other

Anonymous said...

Who says Catholics have all the fun?

Twavis Twitty said...

There he was/ just a sad and lonely country guitar banger/hittin' rock bottom in the one horse town of Sanger/
First he went to find Jesus/ somewhere along the way/ instead he found the wine/Now he spends his nights down in that drunk tank/ doing his best to figure it out/ because he was just doing fine

Those angry Baptists of Denton county Texas/ won't be forgiving him too soon/he got what he deserved/now he is getting served/cold stale bologna sandwiches by day/and a crash course in rock bottom at the cold grey light of each day's dawn/now he simply wonders if he can find the courage to go on

He'll do his time, pay his fine and ask the lord for forgiveness/His fan's will understand then pass him the wine/ he'll pause but then he knows it is his weakness/Chalk it up to another demon of this business

As another months time goes by/he looks again for salvation/ but this time all he finds are the smoky sweet tannins in his libation/So he heads to the liquor store/as he makes his way through the door/he comes to find/all the store is filled with those who just left the Baptist Sunday service/then he comes to realize/he's not the only one/so screw these damn hypocrites who say they serve us
As he pulls back on to 455/he gladly gives a smile/looks like the cops just got the preacher.

Anonymous said...

I always thought he was a real good country Sanger.

Anonymous said...

Why was he in Sanger?
Bad move!

Anonymous said...

2:43

He lives off of 922, not 455.

(266 Blank Road, Tioga)

Anonymous said...

http://vimeo.com/36239586

Anonymous said...

Throw him in the jail! He might could of killed someone coming outta that there church. At least he should have shared a few sips of vino with the the church folks.

Jack Daniels said...

Shared a few sips? You kiddin? It wasa Baptist church and everyone knows they don't drink.(unless alone!)

Anonymous said...

Dumb Cracker..