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He should've picked a better denomination's parking lot. Or, perhaps, Randy was merely drinking water, but Jesus turned it into wine?
Little known fact...Travis is his stage name. His given Christian name Randy Trawick.
You know how you keep a Baptist from drinking all your beer..bring two they will watch each other
Who says Catholics have all the fun?
There he was/ just a sad and lonely country guitar banger/hittin' rock bottom in the one horse town of Sanger/First he went to find Jesus/ somewhere along the way/ instead he found the wine/Now he spends his nights down in that drunk tank/ doing his best to figure it out/ because he was just doing fineThose angry Baptists of Denton county Texas/ won't be forgiving him too soon/he got what he deserved/now he is getting served/cold stale bologna sandwiches by day/and a crash course in rock bottom at the cold grey light of each day's dawn/now he simply wonders if he can find the courage to go onHe'll do his time, pay his fine and ask the lord for forgiveness/His fan's will understand then pass him the wine/ he'll pause but then he knows it is his weakness/Chalk it up to another demon of this businessAs another months time goes by/he looks again for salvation/ but this time all he finds are the smoky sweet tannins in his libation/So he heads to the liquor store/as he makes his way through the door/he comes to find/all the store is filled with those who just left the Baptist Sunday service/then he comes to realize/he's not the only one/so screw these damn hypocrites who say they serve usAs he pulls back on to 455/he gladly gives a smile/looks like the cops just got the preacher.
I always thought he was a real good country Sanger.
Why was he in Sanger?Bad move!
2:43He lives off of 922, not 455.(266 Blank Road, Tioga)
Throw him in the jail! He might could of killed someone coming outta that there church. At least he should have shared a few sips of vino with the the church folks.
Shared a few sips? You kiddin? It wasa Baptist church and everyone knows they don't drink.(unless alone!)
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