8.09.2011

Greg Louganis* Didn't Do It This Way



See gal in bikini. See gal in bikini wanting attention. See gal in bikini actually change her mind about jumping. See gal in bikini become human pinball.

We'll assume she's fine.
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*I suppose lots of folks have no idea who Louganis is.

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wasn't Greg Louganis in that movie Brokeback Mountain?

Anonymous said...

Louganis was a homosexual who contracted aids. He also bound his head off the board in the Olympics. I remember feeling so sorry for him. I wish George bush would have done more for aids research. Homosexuals deserve equal rights.
Rage

Anonymous said...

Doesn't bounce well at all.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

I hope she is okay, but I bet she cracked her tail bone. Poor girl.

Anonymous said...

Looking at it again in slowmo, don't think she broke her tail bone, as I mentioned before. She looked to have landed on her feet.

Anonymous said...

No, Greg did it bareback...


Pow- zingggg!

Anonymous said...

Mmmm, Greg Louganis is so dreamy. He could break my mountain ANY day!


Rage

Anonymous said...

Greg Louganis and Rage actually starred in Brokeback Mountain together.

Anonymous said...

Looks to me like she fractured the ishial tuberosity with a hairline fracture of the sacrum on the left as well as a hamate fracture on the left as well.

She can walk it off.... it will be alright.

Anonymous said...

Louganis? Isn't that JH's hero?

The Secret Police said...

Yea Rage was great in Brokeback Mountain. Don't forget to see him starring in his first lead role next month in the sequel to Brokeback Mountain,,,,,,,,,,,,,introducing,,,,,,,,Saddlesore Canyon!!!!! Oh I can't wait to see it!!

Anonymous said...

Faux Rage at 12:44 & 1:14 -

Your homophobia is showing as you try to insult Rage.
Try another gig; your current one is rather tired & predictable.

Anonymous said...

gaydar meeter = 5

Anonymous said...

Big baby- it'll be alright. Just rub some dirt on it.

Fake Coach Atkinson

Anonymous said...

Now we know what you think about all day. Gay men!!!

Anonymous said...

So, what's wrong with the gayz?

Anonymous said...

Well, it didn't look to tear her up too bad. I guess I'll take her if that's alright and you guys don't mind.

The Devil said...

I always thought his middle name was Lou and his last name was Ganus! Oh well, I guess you have to be a serial killer or country singer to go by three names.

Anonymous said...

I swam with Greg Louganis. I knew Greg Louganis. Greg Louganis was a friend of mine. You are no Greg Louganis.

--Fake Lloyd Bentsen

Anonymous said...

I don't think Hank did it that way either.

Anonymous said...

2:23, I'm sure it's The Secret Police under multiple posts. Nobody else cares enough to post that kind of thing, and I guess his ass is still aching from all those whoopins I give him so it makes him think of being gay.

Just remember TSP, you're not gay if you don't kiss back.

Rage

Anonymous said...

2:23,
That really was me at 12:44. I don't need you to take up for me.
Ps...I usually do kiss back btw.
Rage

Anonymous said...

I believe his correct name spelling is Greg Hugeanus.

Anonymous said...

BAM! 7:58 knocks down a three-pointer.

Well done

Anonymous said...

Asian Job officer: So, what exactly would you say qualifies you to work as a Sumo wrestler?
Peter: Oh, are you kiddin’, I’m a born athlete. Just like Greg Louganis.
(Scene switches to Peter in a chair)
Peter: Hi, I’m Peter Griffin. You’re probably askin’ yourself, “Which way are they gonna go? Are they gonna make a diving board head injury joke? Are they gonna make an AIDS joke? Or are they gonna make a joke about the fact that his last name sounds suspiciously like anus?” Well, we’re gonna take the high road and do a no-body-hair joke. Brian?.
(A completely shaven Brian in a speedo and swin cap/goggles appears)
Brian: Hi, I’m Greg Louganis. I’m totally shaven.
Peter: Terrific. Terrific.


Double Fake Peter Griffin

Anonymous said...

George did all he could for the prevention of aids.He did'nt shoot up dope or take it in the digestive system.Duh RAGE how is it transmitted ninety five percent of the time.

Anonymous said...

Note to bikini girls, Greg Louganis, Rage, Fake Rage, and commenters everywhere:
Not All Attention Is Good Attention.

Anonymous said...

George? Did I miss something?

Anonymous said...

12:52 Come a little closer dummy, so I can fling some poop at you.

Anonymous said...

Rage,

What is it that everyone else does that gays are not allowed to do?

Big Ed

Anonymous said...

Big Ed, dress poorly?