7.21.2011

Remember That Guy From The Green Mile Who Married The 16 year Old?



Well, it turns out she's creepier than he is. And is she really 16? Really? If so, she makes those gals on The Real Wives Of [Wherever] look like like 14 year olds.

P.S. Hey, blondie, give me back my dog.

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

She's what you call,

16 and trashy

Anonymous said...

and don't be diss'n the Real Housewives buddy.

Triple Fake... said...

the first minute of her talking (content and the sound of her voice) made me want to shoot myself. Then she laughed, and it made me want to stab, then shoot myself

His mannerisms would seem to indicate that his interests lie somewhere other than her womanly charms
They have an arrangement of some sort

Anonymous said...

She looks over 30. And high.

Anonymous said...

Poor guy has no clue that in ten years, in her twenties, she is going to look like she is 40.

That is not a pretty girl at all, yet she is still prettier than the RT girls from yesterday.

Anonymous said...

If she's 16 I'll eat my hat.

Anonymous said...

I'd hit it.

Rage

Anonymous said...

uh-hmm uh-hmmm uh-hmmm

She made that noise about 25 times

uh-noying!

Anonymous said...

He's a weird dude, but he was one of the best ever monsters of the week on the X-Files, before it got all alien-obsessed.

Rage

JOhn Holmes' Ghost said...

Could be a Vivid girl...

Anonymous said...

If she is 16, she's been rode hart and put up wet for a long time now. Yuck!

Anonymous said...

My gaydar is redlining. That dude is Ghey!

Ambien Greggo said...

He is gonna be so happy when her balls finally drop...

Anonymous said...

Wasn't that several years ago?

Anonymous said...

No, I don't remember him rendering him meaningless. But Skippy, if you care about it, then that's what matters.

Anonymous said...

At first I wanted to puke. then I listened. He's cute. He's had work done on his face but that's okay. I believe she is 16. She is just putting on her "imma star" act. I like em.

Anonymous said...

Theres no girl like a vivid girl!

Anonymous said...

Couldn't watch more than a few seconds. yuck!

Anonymous said...

I am to sexy for my self lol

Anonymous said...

I'm not judging, but:

1. He is gay.
2. She is not 16.
3. Krista (the mother-in-law) is a pimp.
4. Someone should feed that dog. It is hungry.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

Is she drunk....or high or...what????? I can't believe she is 16! This has to be a publicity stunt!

janneba said...

They are both frigging nuts.

RPM said...

She's 16... in dog years.

Anonymous said...

It may seem a bit strange, but he was such a good "bad" guy on the Green Mile, I didn't like him in real life! But he started talking, and he sounds like he likes her, and she sounds like she likes him, so I hope they have a good life together. I AM surprised at how venomous many of your readers are!

Gern Blansten

Anonymous said...

Looks like they are sitting in an EconoLodge motel room.

Anonymous said...

shes probably really 16. her hand movements and the annoying way she talks has teenager written all over it.

Anonymous said...

That dude is queer as a football bat.

Tater Salad said...

She'll be pimped out to a porn prod. company when she's 17. GUARANTEED! It's the only damned future she has!!!

el chupacabra said...

Make that a HARD 16.