Get R Done!!!!Total awesomeness!!!!
You might be a redneck if
Show me any other sport that will express its love for the Lord in front of 100,000 plus people. You will not find any. A prayer spoken before each and every race, from the small dirt tracks all the way up to the Sprint Cup Series.
"Dear 8lb 5 oz baby Jesus""Love that Money!!"This may be the worst thing I've ever seen.
That`s the way it should be said all goooooood
That was greatLOL
Now that was good clean fun. The ACLU will probably be offended.
Yeah he did go all Ricky Bobby, but he had our Lord on his side.And they all listened.
Who's Ricky Bobby?
Way over the line but one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. Get 'r done....
amen.. loved it!!!
Look at all those idiots bowing their heads because they believe the fat guy is actually talking to an invisible space wizard.
It made the "Best of the Weekend" on the Dan Patrick Show, so it can't be too wrong.
I saw his smokin hot wife. He is sometimes wrong...
Amen to Smoking Hot Lisa! And the Es! Boogaty!My Other Brother Darryl
You can always tell when something is askew when a congregation calls its preacher a "pastor".
I like to think of Jesus wearing Angel Wings, singing lead at a Lynyrd Skynyrd Concert... and i'm in the front row hammered drunk!
Who is Ricky Bobby? Ahhhhhhh the preacher has a smokin hot wife? I'd have to see her to believe it. Got her picture?
What took honcho so long?
7:09 someday you will bow to that One in the sky. I just hope you meet Him before you leave this earth.
This just in: immediately afterwards all the drivers abandoned their cars sayin,"This is just ridiculous."
10:43 you obviously have not been touched by the noodly appendage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
And the spectators in the stands are praying for a gruesome wreck they can witness...................................
And I pray that a few people pull some strings in this years Tampon 500 to help our winner! May they break out and win some good ole racing so I can get me another beer. . I pray for Super cold beer, Hot chicks and good times.
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