This tickled the heck outta me yesterday; but, today I am totally jolted with the spririt!!!Thanks for the great pick me up.
What is this, I don't even.Rage
The constitution says nothing about separation of church and Nascar.
I'm not even religious and this is a pitiful excuse for a prayer. What the hell would Jesus say?
Jesus would say, whenever two or more come together in his name we shall be given answers to our prayers.
12:54 Pleasing you was not the intent of the prayer. It was to give thanks to Jesus.Thank you for your comment.
Jesus doesn't listen to or answer prayers, Secret Police, you moron. Read your first commandment.
My bad 1:18
1:05Where does Jesus say that? It is not in my Bible.
So who walked around behind Jesus writing down everything he said? I mean somebody had to cuz nobody would remember it word for word later on.
Police,That's not what it was. It was a mockery by some jack wagon that found a way to make a name for himself. He's no different than Kenneth copeland.Thank you for your comment.It's a perfect example of how materialistic we humans have become.
Does not pass the "decent and orderly" test. And the "boogity" is speaking in tongues, and there is nobody there to interpret.
Jesus would say... "Rubbin is racin boyz, and God bless the smokin' hot wives"
Those of you who really got a kick out of this, please stay away from me.......I didn't just throw up a little in my mouth, I barfed all over my shirt. It is disgusting. Now, go put up your Rick Perry for President signs and stickers, you right wing evangelical christian zealots.
Truth hurts, don't it?
<----- Hands 3:46 a rag to wipe off with and says "Jesus loves you"!
A guy named Joe Nelms grew up in B'port a few years back...Could this be the same guy?
Police,The truth is sad. I don't know your name but ill pray for you.
I'm about as nondenominational/agnostic as they come, but I'd attend one of his services. Hip preachers are few and far between.
This is genius...
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