7.29.2011

That NASCAR Prayer Got Auto-Tuned



And God bless the Internet.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

This tickled the heck outta me yesterday; but, today I am totally jolted with the spririt!!!
Thanks for the great pick me up.

Anonymous said...

boogity!

Anonymous said...

What is this, I don't even.

Rage

Anonymous said...

The constitution says nothing about separation of church and Nascar.

Anonymous said...

I'm not even religious and this is a pitiful excuse for a prayer. What the hell would Jesus say?

Anonymous said...

Jesus would say, whenever two or more come together in his name we shall be given answers to our prayers.

The Secret Police said...

12:54 Pleasing you was not the intent of the prayer. It was to give thanks to Jesus.
Thank you for your comment.

Anonymous said...

Jesus doesn't listen to or answer prayers, Secret Police, you moron. Read your first commandment.

The Secret Police said...

My bad 1:18

Anonymous said...

1:05

Where does Jesus say that? It is not in my Bible.

Anonymous said...

So who walked around behind Jesus writing down everything he said?

I mean somebody had to cuz nobody would remember it word for word later on.

Anonymous said...

Police,
That's not what it was. It was a mockery by some jack wagon that found a way to make a name for himself. He's no different than Kenneth copeland.
Thank you for your comment.

It's a perfect example of how materialistic we humans have become.

Anonymous said...

Does not pass the "decent and orderly" test. And the "boogity" is speaking in tongues, and there is nobody there to interpret.

Anonymous said...

Jesus would say... "Rubbin is racin boyz, and God bless the smokin' hot wives"

Anonymous said...

Those of you who really got a kick out of this, please stay away from me.......I didn't just throw up a little in my mouth, I barfed all over my shirt. It is disgusting. Now, go put up your Rick Perry for President signs and stickers, you right wing evangelical christian zealots.

The Secret Police said...

Truth hurts, don't it?

aroundthecorner said...

<----- Hands 3:46 a rag to wipe off with and says "Jesus loves you"!

Anonymous said...

A guy named Joe Nelms grew up in B'port a few years back...Could this be the same guy?

Anonymous said...

Police,
The truth is sad. I don't know your name but ill pray for you.

RPM said...

I'm about as nondenominational/agnostic as they come, but I'd attend one of his services. Hip preachers are few and far between.

Anonymous said...

This is genius...