5.31.2011

Bet Miami! Bet Miami!


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Edit: The Mavericks say, "Un. Uh."

(Thanks, Michelle.)

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Would that be the Black Arts Scene or somethin?

Jack Daniels said...

Works in Dallas Art scene? Like the Fine Arts scene down on Harry Hines?

ATTA BOY, DIRK!

Anonymous said...

Dirk Nowitzki is not engaged
May, 31, 2011 May 314:06PM CTEmail Print Comments By Jeff CaplanMIAMI -- A report that Dallas Mavericks forward Dirk Nowitzki became engaged to girlfriend Jessica Olsson just days before the start of tonight's NBA Finals is erroneous, the Mavs confirmed.

The report was circulated by mediatakeout.com and picked up by other Dallas-Fort Worth news outlets.

Nowitzki has been dating his Swedish girlfriend for some time now, but apparently any nuptuals will have to wait.

Anonymous said...

I bet Jessica has a couple of Nuptuals just akin to be bit.

Anonymous said...

He kinda likes that dark meat, don't he.

Anonymous said...

gawd shes butt ugly...really dirk?!? I know your a dork but geez you figure 150MM dollars could buy a decent looking gf.

Anonymous said...

i'm not understanding the 2 yellow dots on the pic

Anonymous said...

She hawt. But I she's ready. A 7 ft German has to be .... well..... big.

On Your Face said...

I'll take Caplain's credibility over "myfoxdfw" anyday...

Oh and 4:49 time to pull that last crack tooth out of your head cause you're clearly delusional...

She is hot...

Anonymous said...

Any woman who marries Dirk is after his money because he is butt ugly. He needs another giant to marry cause I can't imagine some tiney little girl bumping him!! Ouch!!!

Anonymous said...

Nigger or Messican? 1/2 white? with his kind of money why not a good ole white girl like Tony Homos.

Anonymous said...

You guys are so ridiculous and prejudiced, it would be nice if you actually knew what you were talking about BEFORE you made your comments. Jessica Olsson is black, yes, but she's not even an American. She's Swedish, as in 'born and raised in SWEDEN', and she speaks three languages, INCLUDING GERMAN. She has twin brothers who play on an international soccer team and who are famous in Sweden. Her father is a white Swede and her mother is from Kenya. And they are RICH, not merely wealthy or 'comfortable'.