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3.31.2011

Message To All You Married Guys Out There Wishing You Were Single



Think again.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kinda sounds like Sarah Palin. And equally annoying.

Anonymous said...

Having been married for 25 years that was too funny! I would not be able to deal with something like that EVER!

Anonymous said...

Sublime.

Anonymous said...

Teenage drama Barry. Don't know the ages of your wife's girls, but if they are Tweens or teens, just get used to such conversations, dear..........

Anonymous said...

funny funny!

Mzchief said...

Epic-Fail !!!!

On Your Face said...

Shoot me...

She sounds like a cow, you know cow...

Like C as in umm......cow

and O as in ummmm...like you know ummm....OMG

and W as in like um like uhhh....ummmm WTF...

Mmmmmkkk like call me....

GAG what a stupid cow...

Meow said...

This is why I thank the good Lord God Almighty in His most high place that the internet didn't exist when I was in high school. Or during college. Or during my drinking binge in my early 20's. Thank you sweet baby Jesus.

um, yeah, so, K, bye,
Triple Fake LL Family Cat

Anonymous said...

I know the reaction is to run from that kind of crazy, but a girl like that will let you do anything to her. Anything. And she'll do anything to you that you tell her to.

Anything.

Sure, the stalking during the break up is a bit freaky, but I love dating the crazy ones like that.

Anonymous said...

DONT HIT IT RYAN!!!!!!!!!..........

DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!.........It may be good for a while, but I have a feeling it will get really annoying!

Ryan, like the pre-cog said in Minority Report..........

....RRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

The Secret Police said...

This is precisely why the 2nd Amendment exists!


Without it, I wouldn't be able to shoot myself.

Anonymous said...

The responses on here are funnier than the clip! Funny people you are!

Anonymous said...

It's nice to know men aren't the only ones that leave foolish messages while drunk.

Double Fake Brett Farve