OK, I've pretty much turned the other cheek to these TSA searches, but I'm drawing the line now. When a red blooded American -- who looks like Lonnie Anderson in her prime -- can't get past airport security check (in God-fearing Oklahoma at Will Rogers Airport, no less), then the terrorists have indeed won.
Hang on, baby. I'm coming for you!!!!
(Story- which will still leave you confused.) Edit: Fixed.
Unbelievable! A 52 year old stripper?! And she looked that good? I thought nitrates was the stuff you found in bacon that was bad for you. Although, if you did eat enough of it, you would tend to blow up!
Triple Fake Beggin' "Strips" Dog (I smell bacon!)
See how I came full circle there? Stripper nitrates bacon Beggin' Strips
ooooh, tough room...I haven't faced a crowd this hostile since playing my Al Jolson routine at the Apollo Look it up kids. That's funny right there, I don't care who you are
THIS fits into my Speedo's against the terrorist idea. We all go to the airport in our speedo swim suit, a robe and flip-flops and beat the terrorist. You go girl your before your time!
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Unbelievable!
A 52 year old stripper?! And she looked that good?
I thought nitrates was the stuff you found in bacon that was bad for you. Although, if you did eat enough of it, you would tend to blow up!
Triple Fake Beggin' "Strips" Dog (I smell bacon!)
See how I came full circle there? Stripper
nitrates
bacon
Beggin' Strips
ooooh, tough room...I haven't faced a crowd this hostile since playing my Al Jolson routine at the Apollo
Look it up kids. That's funny right there, I don't care who you are
Her eyes at the end were freaking me out!
Hang on Skippy, You have a Christmas tree to decorate and can't be going to OKC.
"I gotta girl who's a parapalegic,
she lives her whole life on a shelf.
And when I make a move thats sexually strategic--
she can't defend herself."
Excerpt from "Wheelchair Love"
DF Golden Earring
THIS fits into my Speedo's against the terrorist idea. We all go to the airport in our speedo swim suit, a robe and flip-flops and beat the terrorist. You go girl your before your time!
She looks like a stepford wife, very creepy!
Mom ???
My Other Brother Darryl
PS - is that dog alive in her lap, or is it stuffed?
she looks like a robot or a sex doll.
I don't remember a bush that big even in the 60's.
TSA hell! Someone call Austin Powers!! We have a fembot loose in the Oklahoma City Airport!
AL
I'd like to wave my Wand all over her.
Application pending TSA future Employee.
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