OK, I've pretty much turned the other cheek to these TSA searches, but I'm drawing the line now. When a red blooded American -- who looks like Lonnie Anderson in her prime -- can't get past airport security check (in God-fearing Oklahoma at Will Rogers Airport, no less), then the terrorists have indeed won.
Hang on, baby. I'm coming for you!!!!
(Story- which will still leave you confused.) Edit: Fixed.