blank'/> Liberally Lean From The Land Of Dairy Queen: TSA Denies Clearance To A Woman In Underwear In A Wheelchair!!!

12.01.2010

TSA Denies Clearance To A Woman In Underwear In A Wheelchair!!!



OK, I've pretty much turned the other cheek to these TSA  searches, but I'm drawing the line now. When a red blooded American -- who looks like Lonnie Anderson in her prime -- can't get past airport security check (in God-fearing Oklahoma at Will Rogers Airport, no less), then the terrorists have indeed won.

Hang on, baby. I'm coming for you!!!!

(Story - which will still leave you confused.) Edit: Fixed.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

My link started workin.

Anonymous said...

Unbelievable!
A 52 year old stripper?! And she looked that good?
I thought nitrates was the stuff you found in bacon that was bad for you. Although, if you did eat enough of it, you would tend to blow up!

Triple Fake Beggin' "Strips" Dog (I smell bacon!)

See how I came full circle there? Stripper
nitrates
bacon
Beggin' Strips

ooooh, tough room...I haven't faced a crowd this hostile since playing my Al Jolson routine at the Apollo
Look it up kids. That's funny right there, I don't care who you are

Anonymous said...

Her eyes at the end were freaking me out!

Anonymous said...

Hang on Skippy, You have a Christmas tree to decorate and can't be going to OKC.

Anonymous said...

"I gotta girl who's a parapalegic,
she lives her whole life on a shelf.

And when I make a move thats sexually strategic--
she can't defend herself."

Excerpt from "Wheelchair Love"

DF Golden Earring

Anonymous said...

THIS fits into my Speedo's against the terrorist idea. We all go to the airport in our speedo swim suit, a robe and flip-flops and beat the terrorist. You go girl your before your time!

Anonymous said...

She looks like a stepford wife, very creepy!

Anonymous said...

Mom ???

My Other Brother Darryl

PS - is that dog alive in her lap, or is it stuffed?

Anonymous said...

she looks like a robot or a sex doll.

Anonymous said...

I don't remember a bush that big even in the 60's.

Anonymous said...

TSA hell! Someone call Austin Powers!! We have a fembot loose in the Oklahoma City Airport!

AL

Anonymous said...

I'd like to wave my Wand all over her.

Application pending TSA future Employee.