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11.23.2010

Meet The Wife Of A Man With No Spine



This crazy lady thinks it is a good idea to set up shop outside of a Best Buy on Tuesday so she can be first in line for Black Friday? Really? It's that important to save a couple of hundred bucks that you'll sleep in a tent on concrete through a holiday that Pilgrims and Indians fought so hard against the British to preserve*?

But I don't blame her. Women are crazy. We all know that.  I blame whoever was crazy enough to marry this girl in the first place. Hey, Mister: You need to get control of your scene. Get down there now, rip down that tent, tell her to go have a seat in the Family Truckster and take her looney bin brain home.  And once there, you might want to instruct her to make you a chicken pot pie to send a message that the rules of the house have changed.

Heck, you guys were right. Obama is killing this country.

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*Look it up. It was right after the Sacred Battle For Halloween.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

...and we gave women the right to vote because?

Anonymous said...

BG-- you are behind! According to what they said on a story on TV last week, they aren't staying at night--someone else is "holding" their place. Crazy? Oh, yeah! When they got in line, they didn't even know what was on sale--said they had no idea what they would even be buying. Sure not my cup of tea!

Anonymous said...

What a ditz!!!! She doesn't even know what she is in line for. "We'll just wait and see what the sales are." I guess that meets her definition of spending time with the family.

Anonymous said...

Maybe her man is pretty smart. He gets rid of his wife for a few days to enjoy peace and quiet at his man cave where he can enjoy several football without her nagging. I think he might be on to something.

Anonymous said...

They have been there for 5 days already.

Anonymous said...

maybe she plans to use the couple hundred dollars' worth of savings on exercise equipment. probably not.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, she's camping out, but it's in Florida. How tough could that be? It's not like she pitched a tent outside the walmarts in Boise

And how is that not considered loitering? What would keep some homeless dude from setting up his little box outside a big box store around June, and saying "I wanted to be first in line for Black Friday."

Francine Fishpaw said...

Crazy isn't limited to one gender....

Mr. 2:30- As the saying goes, we tend to like people who like us. I guess that is why you don't like women.

Anonymous said...

She's an idiot

Anonymous said...

That crazy girl just wanted to be on TV. She's probably already gone home. I found the lady with all the junk in her trunk more entertaining. Bet she is cooking on thangsgiving. yum yum

Anonymous said...

I bet she has some hellious inlaws... When camping out for 5 days is more appealing than dinner at the inlaws you know it's bad!!! Umh where did she get that tent? Can I cut in line?

Anonymous said...

The wife of a man with no spine---I was expecting to see Michelle Obama.

Anonymous said...

7:07, That was Michelle Obammy's ass photo shopped on this woman.

Anonymous said...

If guys can spend a week sitting in a tree chair on a deer lease, and people can sleep in a tent all week waiting for cars to go round and round on Sunday, and a family can sit in a car for three or four or five days on a cross country drive....what the heck....no big deal if someone wants to spend a couple days in a tent at Best Buy.

Anonymous said...

BG the pilgrims and Indians were about 150 years before the fight against the British.

Anonymous said...

Gator fans, nuff said

Anonymous said...

i like to sniff marshmallows