This crazy lady thinks it is a good idea to set up shop outside of a Best Buy on Tuesday so she can be first in line for Black Friday? Really? It's that important to save a couple of hundred bucks that you'll sleep in a tent on concrete through a holiday that Pilgrims and Indians fought so hard against the British to preserve*?
But I don't blame her. Women are crazy. We all know that. I blame whoever was crazy enough to marry this girl in the first place. Hey, Mister: You need to get control of your scene. Get down there now, rip down that tent, tell her to go have a seat in the Family Truckster and take her looney bin brain home. And once there, you might want to instruct her to make you a chicken pot pie to send a message that the rules of the house have changed.
Heck, you guys were right. Obama is killing this country.
*Look it up. It was right after the Sacred Battle For Halloween.
at 2:23 PM