My Head Just Exploded

11 kids? That's not the half of it: They were with seven different women.  That's the shocking point? Nope, the dead guy was a known drug dealer. So is that worthy of a blog post? Only if at his funeral he was propped up beforehand behind the wheel of his Chrysler 300* -- now that gets you a post! (The story with a video providing funeral proof is here).
* Truly faithful readers will recall that I, too, purchased a 300 only a couple of months ago.  Looks like Liberally Lean has got him some street cred. Word.