Fan Interference -- Not Called -- Leads To Yankee Home Run

Credit: Dallas Morning News photo blog

• This game (in progress at this moment) has every chance of being Wheels Off.
• We almost had a Chicago Steve Bartman Moment in the 5th. If the Rangers had scored, that crowd would have killed that guy. 
• Wow: Naked guy that ran onto the field in last night's game was after A-Rod because of his relationship with Cameron Diaz. That's normal.
• Going live blog from here on out. 
• 5th inning: Oh, my. Mark Texiera, who makes $20.6 million for this season, can't run to first base without pulling a hamstring. Ever heard of "stretching"? Not within your pay grade?
• 7th Inning: Oh, my.  Hamilton. Yard.  I think those Yankee fans are going to burn that place down. 
• The lead actor from Little Children, Phantom of the Opera (2004), and Hard Candy can sing? (God Bless America in during the 7th inning stretch.)
• In the 8th, I'm tense  (and it's past my bedtime -- but I respect history so I'm going nowhere.)
• More from the 8th: Yankees have bases loaded. One out. Is this Game One all over again?
• Wow. Hit batsman who didn't know it and then flys out on the next pitch.
• Wow X 2. Shot to Michael Young who bobbles it and then throws out runner. Three outs. Eighth inning over. On to the 9th. 
• Top of 9th: Josh Hamilton goes deep. Ribs must be healed!
• Now: Nelson Cruz homers! I just looked at Mrs. LL and said, "I cannot believe what I am seeing!"
• Bottom of the 9th now. Let's get out of here. 
• Hello, win column. I really can't believe what I'm seeing.
• And, finally, an animated GIF of the guys in the stands that started this whole post. (Must see.) What a punch of New York jerks. As has been said, it's like a bunch of Turtles from Entourage.