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- "Learn how much pecan pie will cost you this year!" - A tease from Channel 8 news last night
- I had someone once tell me that I dance like Morrissey. I have no idea what that means. Edit: Jarhead sent me this example of Morrissey dancing. No way. Not me! Not me!
- I told you the Cowboys will never be successful so long as Wade Phillips is coach. Fear is the greatest motivator. He projects absoultely no fear.
- I ate Friday night at Oyster Ranch and Seafood Grill off of Western Center. It was a raucous crowd with the Ranger game ongoing and pretty fun. But the food was somewhat marginal.
- A Rutgers player was paralyzed during a game, and the NFL had three vicious head to head hits this weekend (video of one of them). I've said it before: Someone is going to die.
- Denton County book-in photo for aggravated assault. Ouch.
- Before noon on Saturday I had jogged, washed two cars, edged the yard, trimmed the bushes, and I think something else.
- June Cleaver has died.
- Annalynne McCord is hot.
- The video of the Trooper in Austin being an absolute jerk to a passenger is shocking (and it probably shouldn't be since he's been in trouble before.)
- Funny: Dallas' final play to the Benny Hill theme.
- Odd: A County Attorney makes some phone calls to an Assistant DA in an effort to get a case against the County Attorney's aunt dismissed and gets convicted for it. (Not Wise County.)
- That was a crazy motorcycle crash in Wise County on Friday.
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"That's a lovely coffin you're in, Mrs Cleaver"
Fake Eddie Haskell
So how much is a pecan pie gonna cost?
Is that a cover up bikini, because the first one does not cover anyting..
One of the talk shows said they should forget fines, just suspend the tackler for as many games as the receiver is out. Sounds like a possible solution.
"dance like Morrissey" = you're gay.
The sweet, innocent lass in the pic of the day looks as if she was put together with spare trailer parts.
Notice the lip piercing, classy yet refined.
The boat anchor belly button ring which weights enough to extend her sweet beer belly out to shade her lower unit.
The disshoveled bikini top pulled to her left to cover and smash a five dollar boob job.
Nice fake nails used to lift the dollar bills from the sticky floor.
She pulls it all together with the matted, multi colored hair and hide behind sunglasses.
Football guru.
Looks like she had an emergency C section that just nearly cut across her Pee section.
Double fake still tryin to make a come back Trapper John MD
I hate it when I souper size them pictures and they stop just before they get to the mop.
To Football guru...
*OTFLOLHysterically*
You did miss making comment about the herpes sore on her lower lip.
Football is a violent sport, but no player has ever died as the result of an on-field hit in the 90 year history of the NFL.
If you think it's worse now, just search Jack Tatum on YouTube. At least now it's a penalty.
Dallas' whole season thus far should be recorded to the Benny Hill theme.
-Fake Barry Green
The cop vid- one more bully with a badge
What's on/in his ass?
I'm not going to debate if Wade Phillips is a good coach or not. I think we all know the answer to that question, but I do disagree that FEAR is the greatest motivator as a coach. It may get a player to work harder in the short term, but in the long run it rarely works, especially for adult players. Do you think Sean Payton in N.O. motivates his players with fear?
Really, if you think you have to yell at your players in the NFL to get them to perform, I'd think you have the wrong players on your roster.
On a more important note, Ms. McCord is pretty cute, even with an outie belly button.
That DPS Officer doesn't sound like he's from Texas.
She just didn't want her bobbies to show....all the way.
Surely, that chick is not wearing a thong underneath those bikini bottoms.
"June always had on a pearl necklace."
Ward was always a little hard on the Beaver.
random sports thoughts:
* Cowboys -
They're unfocused, undisciplined, and unlikely to make the playoffs. It's finally time to face the facts and accept that the only way for this team to turn it around is with a coaching change. Reality bites...and it needs to take a big chunk out of Jerry's hind end. Wade aint the guy
* Rangers -
I like their chances against the Yankees. Their bullpen came apart in the first game, but maybe that could be attributed to the situation. They really came through in Game 2. The Rangers knocked around two really good starting pitchers. Maybe the bats have come to life at just the right time. Here's the plan:
1. Ride Cliff Lee like the thoroughbred he is. He dominates the Yankees and they know it
2. Keep Mitch Moreland at first base regardless of who's pitching. His play at the camera well and the diving catch in foul territory are enough to convince anyone of his defensive ability. His offense already is better than that of Davis and Can'tu
3. Keep inserting David Murphy at every opportunity. That guy is clutch at the plate, and his defense is as good as Vlad or Nellie. Alternate him with Francoeur, who is probably on the same level
4. Keep the reins loose and let the baserunners go-go-go! They did what they do, and now they gon' do what they do
It's Time
Claw and Antlers
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On what evidence are you assuming NFL players are adults? Little boys who have delayed growing up, getting in bar fights, texting nude pictures, and the list could go on for ever!!!!!!
The real question should be why do we care?
I like her starter belly. It's cute. I done like the super skinny girls. If that makes me a chubby chaser....well whatever.
Coors Light? Gross!!!
I told you the Cowboys will never be successful so long as Wade Phillips is coach. Fear is the greatest motivator. He projects absoultely[sic] no fear.
Understand that the owner has the coach he wants, albeit a poor one, because his personality disorder won't let him suborn his insecurity-driven ego long enough to give up control. Like many successful and driven people, he is fraught with tragic flaws that prevent him from being great. Jerry craves something that he thinks is money, but in reality, he just wants to be satisfy the person who can't be satisfied: Jerry Jones.
The Greeks had a word for that. Hubris.
As for football head injuries, look no further than Troy Aikman. He's one of the growing number who say high-tech headgear is a causal factor, rather than protection. Until they fix that weak part in the fulcrum of the human battering ram - the upper spine - we'll have more like Daryl Stingly, Marc Buoniconti and Eric Legrand.
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