blank'/> Liberally Lean From The Land Of Dairy Queen: Report: Plugged!

5.27.2010

Report: Plugged!

Link.
And the live "spillcam" seems to back it up.
Edit: From other cameras, I'm not so sure about this report at all.
Edit #2: Coast guard now says a "headline writer" didn't understand their earlier press conference.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

I knew if they ever used Biden's hair plugs the problem would be solved!

Anonymous said...

Should've been performed weeks ago. These people should have the knowledge and be prepared to handle these disasters when they happen, not make it up as they go.

Hope the public doesn't think this makes BP a hero! They are as "slick" as their oil leak!

All news agencies are reporting this morning that this is the worst oil disaster in U.S. history, bigger than Valdez X 2!

drill baby drill...WHATEVER!!!!

Anonymous said...

BG - the CNN live cam of oil spill does not look like the one you posted here. Still shows oil gushing out like before! Hmmm!

The Devil said...

I thought that "the great minds in the industry can't" plug a well?

Anonymous said...

obamma can declare victory now.

Remote Controller said...

doesn't looked plugged to me

Anonymous said...

Did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?

mzchief said...

Ahem...
You, probably, should put the cork back in that bottle of champagne and hold off on celebrating. According to BP, as reported by the NY Times, it could be several days before the level of success achieved by the "top kill" technique currently underway to staunch the flow of hydrocarbons (oil and methane), from the MC252 well in the Gulf of Mexico.

According to BP's site, ""Top kill" operations continued over the night and are ongoing. There are no significant events to report at this time. BP will provide updates on progress as appropriate. "

Big question, what took the Obama Administration so long to approve BP using the "top kill" technique that was suggested PRIOR to the failed original big "top hat" scheme?

Danny Boy said...

That is a big edit there BG, I couldn't find any other source to agree with your post. Can I ask why you trusted a source from California, much less LA?

Anonymous said...

I only trust Joe Duty's camera.

Anonymous said...

I like that "top hat scheme", if I would have used the top hat scheme maybe I wouldn't have spilled my baby gravy and have a crib midget on the way!

wordkyle said...

It's not BP's fault. According to Obama's press conference today, he was on top of the situation from Day One, and BP is operating under the federal government's command. They are not to do anything unless and until the Obama administration gives them approval. If Obama is to be believed -- and of course he is -- he now owns the oil mess.

Anonymous said...

That holes harder to plug than alice..wait that was easy..double fake sam the butcher

Anonymous said...

State troopers and cops everywhere on 287 right passed 380 cutoff and now SO ripping down 380 toward B-Town...come on scanner heads

Anonymous said...

When Obammy said, Plug the damn hole, was he talking to Clinton?

chupacabra said...

See you goofballs, everything is A OK!

Anonymous said...

I tried to help BP but they didn't return my calls. I have some unique ways to plug a hole.


The Backdoor Intruder

Asstapper said...

I have some interesting ways to plug a hole also.

Anonymous said...

obama has no clue about what to do adn we the citzens must suffer i hope all you who voted have become wise to this. obama is responsible for the largest and most damaging economic and ecoligical disaster we have ever seen and he is doing a great job at screwing it up worse.

as far as plugging the hole i have an idea why dont we shove all the hope and change we were promised by obama and the global warming crap down the hole to stop it up

Anonymous said...

Dude I GOT It...it never dawned on me till now..have BP and Obama call MZCreep..Lovie and Thurston can fly down there on there Unicorns while reading there collection of the dead sea scrolls...she can then throw all that FU money she has laying around into it then touch it w/ her golden wand, then tell us about in BOLD letters...gonna go to Railhead then check out the Milfs at Colonial..let me know if she fixes it..

mzchief said...

To anonymous 5:57...
I get it, you are jealous of me and have nothing more to fill your life or heart but to harbour jealousy and hatred for a random stranger on the Interweb.

Seriously, you NEED to get over me being me and work on, you, becoming someone you like.

Jealousy is a disease. I hope you get well, soon.