Dale Peterson: Tougher Than Chuck Norris?

Vote for this guy or he'll fill you full of buckshot.

And, Dale (uh, I mean Mr. Peterson, sir), if you lose just move on over to Wise County, Texas because I can guarantee your election to any local position you want.

Edit: Direct youtube link. (It's getting truncated above for some reason.)

Edit: Here's a slightly nsfw parody that is funny.