12.02.2009

News On News

Let the word go forth, tomorrow (or sooner) the Messenger will report that this story was fabricated by the (at one time) alleged victim. Edit: Watch Channel 8 news tonight at 10:00 Edit: The video.

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Im still looking for that left-over donut I had on Monday. How do they bolt those things on a car? I guess you'd have to use a really big flat washer

Anonymous said...

Did you steal my donut?

Anonymous said...

I knew it was a fake story since the cops weren't able to find the "donut tire" within 15 minutes.

Double Fake Homer Simpson

Anonymous said...

If this story had been in the Boston Globe, then I would have believed it.

Anonymous said...

Why would you make something up like this? Did she just want attention?

Anonymous said...

Evidence is mounting that The First Lady is in fact a Bigfoot monster the president captured with his frat brothers on a campout. I was resistant to accepting this at first but, the more I think about it and see of her the more I'm sure it's true.

chupacabra said...

I call ca-ca del toro.

Anonymous said...

Well, well, well. A fine, upstanding Wise Countian blaming a fictitious crime on a Hispanic? I never!

Anonymous said...

Dude!
This is a fake blog!
You are fake people!
Flakes....
Fakes....

Anonymous said...

Geez 6:29,

Now we can't say Hispanic or Nigger?

I'm moving.

Anonymous said...

Uh... and a white guy.

Anonymous said...

Psycho!

Anonymous said...

It could have been a migger or a chigger or a wigger or maybe a wetback, spick, gook or a albino and maybe even a taco vendor, chicken slinger or five finger discount white boy. You just never know who could fake rob you in Wise county.

Anonymous said...

I think it was our very own double-fake guy. Fits his MO

RPM said...

OWNED!!!!!!

Next time she should pick a parking lot without a security camera.

Anonymous said...

I watched the news last night....amazed! But i was more amazed by how goodlooking that officer was....I know he must be a legend! Nothing sexier than a cop who knows how to investigate!

Anonymous said...

Hey 7:52,

You should see his wife.

Anonymous said...

9:48,

Last time I checked, he wasn't married......

Anonymous said...

Barry uses my link but doesn't allow my comment. I guess it's because I didn't use the word nigger. What a wuss.

There still isn't a goodlooking cop in the video. Just some doughy, corn fed, balding Sgt.

Anonymous said...

She looks crazy as an outhouse rat.

Anonymous said...

The investigator on the news loves clowns. Everyone send him a clown gift for his star role on the news. Suprised pretty boy Kenneth Steven Douglas Stanford didn't hog the air time to show off his highlights.

Anonymous said...

There's definetly something sexy about that investigator

Anonymous said...

6:37 PM
Jealousy is a terrible thing! lol
I'm betting you wish you looked as good as Stanford!

Anonymous said...

What he has highlights...I thought that was natural!

Anonymous said...

I heard that Stanford was gearing up for some glamour shots since he saw Walker had some done! Todd likes his highlights!

Anonymous said...

Todd doesn't need highlights to look good!

Anonymous said...

Todd likes Standords highlights? I knew it. Those boys are way too close.

Anonymous said...

7:31
you can't duplicate fake!

Anonymous said...

Glad to know she's single....

Anonymous said...

I actually feel sorry for her that she would be so desperate as to make up a story. She is really a nice lady. I wonder if it was her money or maybe Stevens Street's money. Anyway too bad for her. We all make mistakes. I bet she wishes she could take this one back. A do over.