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12.02.2009

And We Call Ourselves A Super Power

Check out this Chinese news clip regarding The Tiger Woods Story complete with CG re-enactment. Now that, my friends, is the way news should be.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is exactly what is wrong with the news. Speculation is not news. Even if part of the speculation turns out to be true, at the time that was produced no one had confirmed the facts.

It like when you do one of your I'm hearing.... posts. Since it has not been confirmed is is merely rumor not news.

Anonymous said...

When the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him with the golf club she said,"I don't know, put me down for five".

Anonymous said...

... and by Chinese, you mean Taiwanese.

Anonymous said...

I love it!!! Of course Tiger drives a mini van and his wife looks like Marcia Brady...Could you imagine if they did this with Wise County crime? I bet the CG would be easy you wouldnt have to do shirts.

chupacabra said...

Since she clearly backed him into a corner he showed a lot of self control by leaving and not whacking her with a 9 iron. Good for you Tiger- still a model of temperence.

It was all her fault for brutally assaulting his mini van. His Mini Van Of Justice I call it.

The Devil said...

Perfect segway to a Hello kitty commercial!

Anonymous said...

"A man is only as faithful as his options." Chris Rock