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12.04.2009

We're Not Mature Enough To Handle The News

But the creativity of wise guys restores my soul.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's hilarious and he's still an idiot! Elin is good looking as hell, appears to be a good mother and a caring wife. This jerk-wad hooks up with some ho for thirty minutes of fun and screws his life up. Elin has him by the balls now so it may cost him more than his family. Just when you think you're the man reality sticks it's head up and slaps the living piss out of you. Good luck with that Tiger!

Anonymous said...

Would that be Top Flite balls?

Anonymous said...

TIGER IS THE MAN! PAY THE BITCH AND KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.




EARL
FROM THE COUNTY CLUB

Anonymous said...

11:13, wake up. Elin married him because of his wallet. She was a babysitter for a golfer and clearly her mission was to circle and land somewhere on easy street. That's OK...but I don't feel for her at all. Or him.

Anonymous said...

Really 9:11? How do you know? She is a model from Sweden who came over and was a nanny. I don't see her out promoting herself. She just got married, has VERY small children and is raising them. Are you saying that people that are attractive or have money don't fall in love and certainly don't marry for love. I'm guessing you aren't married or if you are it isn't your first.
I do feel bad for her. Money doesn't compensate for love. It is everyone's greatest fear to find out that someone you love or trusted wasn't AT ALL who you thought they were or found out they never really loved you at all. How sad:(
Yes I am married...been together 29years. You can't buy what I have. A man who loves me and his kids enough not to risk losing us all over some fling. For what it is worth we are both fairly attractive (in our own minds...lol) and now have accumulated some money. Does that mean we didn't marry for love and that the money is what keeps us together? God is first and my marriage is second and my kids are third. Protecting my marriage and family is a top priority. For better or worse. There is a love that is so much deeper and better than lust. I hope Tiger can find it. I hope it isn't too late to have that now with Elin. I wish them both the simple happiness that I have found. Easy street isn't marrying someone with money. Easy street is finding someone you love who loves you back that you can trust to stay with you through the good and the bad and will honor what you have together. Money just isn't part of that equation. I hope Elin lands on easy street and it would be great if it turned out to be with tiger!

Anonymous said...

I don't think infidelity is funny or entertaining but maybe it's because I didn't have a golf club with which to beat the living sh#t out of him.