9.17.2009

Worst Promotion Ever?

TFI Friday's will give away one order of "Crispy Green Bean Fries" (yuck) during the Cowboys' game if (1) you are in the bar, (2) the first punt hits the scoreboard. Big spenders, aren't they? But somehow this makes it on Fox 4 News tonight. Worst promotion? Let me rethink that. TGIF just got more free advertising than you can imagine. By the way, if you are mowing my lawn while the first punt hits the scoreboard, I'll brink you a free cup of Ranch Style Beans.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why is it called a challenge? Who is being challenged?

Anonymous said...

Barry, could you find a pic of Halle Berry on the Leno show tonight? She was tough!! Thanks in advance.

Anonymous said...

What do I get if I am mowing your lawn, in a speedo, while the first punt hits the scoreboard.

Anonymous said...

Ranch Style Beans just more free advertising than THEY can imagine!!

Anonymous said...

i will drink to that

Anonymous said...

How about a Cup-O-Noodles and a nice Fresca?

Anonymous said...

I believe the implication is that the offer is valid for the first punt that hits the board, not for the first punt of the game. After the board is hit, then the offer is no longer valid

Plus, if the Cowboys' punter hits the board, Marty B gives everybody in attendance a free helping of Cap'n Crunch.
It's my favorite kinda luuuunch!

Anonymous said...

Perhaps a handfull of gummy worms a Hi-C juice box!

Anonymous said...

How about some fresh out-of-the-fat pork skins? Kinda seems appropriate, doesn't it?

chupacabra said...

Mmmmm, green bean-ie

Anonymous said...

When you brink him his Ranch Style Beans, ask him for his green card. Beans for a beaner. How considerate of you Skippy!

Fast Eddie said...

"If you're mowing my lawn..." LOLOLOL

Anonymous said...

Couple of points...

TGI Fridays has an over-supply of green beans. The buyer got a little too excited about the "going green" movement sweeping the US and put too many zeros on the last order.

The scoreboard is technically higher above the field this week because the bottom section marketing "Mitsubishi" has been completely removed.

Double Fake Ray Guy

Anonymous said...

Mmm, free beans.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

Is this what this blog has degenerated into?

Where is the banjo tuning candidates?

Anonymous said...

Mike, can I lick your toes?