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9.18.2009

Swine Flu Confirmed In Chico Elementary?

Getting that report from a pretty good source. Developing . . .

23 comments:

Bigwillie02 said...

Saw that in March

Anonymous said...

Pandemic!

Bar the Gates!

Anonymous said...

Yechh! Disgusting
You don't know where that kid's mouth has been!


That'll do, pig...that'll do

Anonymous said...

Berry I need to send you a pic. where do I send it.

Double Fake Dr. Kildare said...

It this is true, I hope the kiddo gets over it quickly and without having to experience death........

Anonymous said...

So, just curious to know what everyone's thoughts are regarding the Swine flu vaccine? I'm just a bit apprehensive about my kids getting the vaccine, with it being a new vaccine in it's first release. I'm thinking of the Guardasil vaccine that was supposed to be good for pre-teen/teen girls to get and now they have reported 40 deaths due to the vaccine. At the same time, if a simple shot can help prevent the Swine flu I'm thinking they should get the shot. What are your thoughts?

Double Fake Laura Ingalls Wilder said...

I'm a 50YOWW and will not be getting that flu shot, nor the other one this year.

Anonymous said...

They say the swine flu shot won't even be available until the middle/end of October -- who knows what to believe.

Anonymous said...

Regarding the Gardasil vaccination it would be beneficial first to teach your child to not be whoreish in how she hands out her poonahnnee.

Her abstinence will provide 100% effectiveness against cervical cancer (which is politics aside an STD).

chupacabra said...

Baby boy said,"Eeeeeew, why is that boy eating that pig?"

chupacabra said...

So this is how the end comes- a poor sick little kid in Chico not a flash of white, a red glow and a mushroom cloud on the horizon...

Anonymous said...

Swine flu is now in almost every school in North Texas.

They're just not testing for it anymore.

Anonymous said...

Regarding the Gardasil, I was only referring to that in regards to the whole shot controversy. Supposidly, that shot was supposed to be a great thing, and then it turns out there was more to it than they thought!

I have a niece that was a virgin when she married, and her husband was supposidly one as well. Turns out, he had "settled down" the year before he met her and failed to tell her he used to be a creep that slept around. Fast forward 10 years and she is left with an incurable STD because of her husband. So, after having seen all she has gone through, I was very open to the idea of having my daughter vaccinated when she was older.

By the way....I am a believer of abstinence 100% and do speak with my older kids regularly concerning that.

Anonymous said...

i heard this new vaccine will make white people do whatever hussien obama want them to do..that's scary.

Anonymous said...

Well, folks as the media says, "CALL YOUR DOCTOR"......

that's what to do, (or his nurse, who runs his/her office).........and ask them.

That's what we do around this house, because we TRUST our doctor.

Anonymous said...

Lining toddlers up to lick pig snout is a rather crude way of administering the vaccine isn't it? You would think they would come up with a more sterile way.

Anonymous said...

4:44
What an idiot......You're probably Wise County's biggest STD spreader!

pres osama said...

swine flu funny we get a president who is a pig and then the flu follows . as far as chico goes i have seen some of the towns people and i bet they not kiss pigs they also love the pigs poor missy piggy better stay away from there might get molested

Glenn Beck said...

Note to all birthers, teabaggers, and patriots. The swine flu vaccine is a socialist plot being forced on us by the same commies that want you to loose your health care so the government can insure Mexicans and other baby makers. Don't drink the Kool aid.

Anonymous said...

reminds me of some pig farmer friends of mine over in chico..they had this pig who became a big hero for saving an entire family from burning up in a house fire a few years ago, anyway i stopped by a couple weeks after that fire to check on them and the pig. the pig came up to the porch and i noticed he only had 3 legs..so i asked what happened and my friend said "man when you have a pig that smart you don't eat him all at one time"..

fake jimmy dean said...

fake jimmy dean
my sausage is safe i get it from places other than chico by the way coud the kid be lickinmg the pig because it looks like his mother. or worse his girlfriend later eat my sausage and have a great day

Anonymous said...

I remember the polio vaccine came on a sugar cube. I'm now type II diabetic. Do I have a case Barry?

Anonymous said...

So, is it swine flu or not?