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6.19.2009

Who Is The Hot Girl . . .

. . . in the Owner's Suite with W last night at the Ballpark? Edit: Man, you people are brutal.

71 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ann Coulter?

The Pres is like: Shut up and let me just look at ya while I eat my kosher dog!

Tom said...

An Ann Coulter impersonator? If that's the case, is she hot?

M-M said...

Looks a little bit like Ann Coulter.

Anonymous said...

He prefers to be addressed as former Mr. President. He worked hard for that title.

mzchief said...

What "hot girl"?

The chick next to "W" looks like an uglier, more horse faced, version of Sarah Jessica Parker.

Anonymous said...

That's his cousin's daughter, her name is horseface.

Anonymous said...

Ann Coulter?

Anonymous said...

Cindy Sheehan?

Anonymous said...

Horse face

Anonymous said...

I don't know who she is, but she was sitting beside Rangers owner, Tom Hicks, during the game.

Anonymous said...

appaloosa head

Anonymous said...

Nothing is fuglier than Sarah Jessica Parker!

Anonymous said...

That's Mrs.Ed of Course....Oh Wilber...

Anonymous said...

She has Ruth Buzzi chin, for those of you who are old enough to remember her.

Anonymous said...

That is who W is going to throw down with in the 7th inning stretch.

Anonymous said...

You give up on the idea of changing your Liberally lean Banner?

Anonymous said...

To various anonymous posters & mzchief -

I don't know how many of you are women, but if you really would prefer to be judged by something other than your looks, wouldn't it be better to not make those kind of comments about the woman GWB is talking to or any woman for that matter?

Actually I assume the rudist remarks are from men who DO judge woman primarily on their looks, but then there's mzchief right in there with them.

And no, I'm not saying this because I'm not blessed in the looks department - my looks are fine, thank you - but I don't like being judged one way or the other because of my looks; I don't like to hear other women whom you all don't even know, called names because she's not Barbie.

I just assume all of you are PERFECT examples of human beauty, or else these comments would also by HYPOCRITICAL.

Anonymous said...

By the way, BG, I seem to recall a post on here at the VERRRY beginning of the baseball season that the Rangers would be eliminated from contention by late May.

At present I note that they have the 3rd best winning percentage in ALL OF BASEBALL (behind only the Dodgers and Red Sox), and still holding on to a game-and-a-half edge over the Angels in the Division.

I know the Rangers have (occasionally) been here before, only to fold after the All Star break ..... but mightn't you eat just a LITTLE bit of crow?

Anonymous said...

To anon 1:16, taking up for a fellow horse facer?

Denney Crane said...

Hot Girl?

I thought you got out more?

mzchief said...

To anonymous 1:16...
I was not judging the chick in the photo based on her looks. I was judging the looks of the chick in the picture based on her looks. I was responding to Barry's comment on Barry's Blog. Just because I think the chick has an ugly face does not mean I think she is a bad person.

Incidentally, I really do not care whether or not people judge me based on my looks. Their judgment has no impact on my life just as my opinion of the chick in the picture has no impact on her life.

To use a famous Jarhead adage; "Lighten up Frances."

*:)


One more thing...Since you are soooo sensitive about other people judging the looks of random strangers, on the Interweb, I would be willing to bet dollars to dimes you frighten small children if they look directly at you. Go ahead and start your whining about me being such a bitch. If you do not want someone to bitch slap you perhaps, you should refrain from taking potshots at them, dumbass.

Anonymous said...

No, 1:36 - I look nothing like that woman; I am older than she, but holding up pretty well most would say.

But the girl you are talking about obviously takes care of herself, is dressed nicely, and has the face she was born with. How can you guys pick on her for that?

Anonymous said...

Alright enough already. Quit making fun of horses! Nahhhhhhh. She must have bad taste talking with him... I would crawl under the table.

Jarhead said...

SJP is a man, man... YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!

Anonymous said...

if it walks like a buzzard, and squawks like a buzzard...must be a buzzard..!

Anonymous said...

mz(ry) said - "Just because I think the chick has an ugly face does not mean I think she is a bad person."

Well, I'm sure she would be happy to hear that. How kind of you.

mz(ry), you can be really mean. Do you have any friends?

(Oh brother, I just gave mz(ry) a chance to go on and on about how wonderful her life is. Brace for it.....)

Anonymous said...

mzchief I have seen you and I can confess you are a SKANK. So there is now way you were comparing her to your looks. Horse face would be a step up for you.

So dont let these people get at you.

Anonymous said...

Who's the buzzard?

I'm guessing mzchief....

Anonymous said...

mzchief -
Do you take pride in your ability to insult?

You're really good at it.

(The insult to Letterman's wife and child is probably the worst thing I have ever heard anyone say about anyone, whether they know them or not.)

The insults on this chain are pretty good insults too.

Still, that's an odd thing in which to be skilled.

Anonymous said...

I'd rather have a horse face over a moon face any day! Lot's more character in horse faces. Moon faces are just round and fat.

Stationary Gypsy said...

Should I ever run into Bush 43 (unlikely) and should he ever invite me to be part of the party in the Ballpark Owner's Suite (further unlikely), my response would be "Are you kidding me! With this face!" I don't think I could handle the photo feedback.

(But I have a great personality. Really. No really. Just a bit of an Irish potato face...with glasses. I know. Not hot. Not wealthy, either. Not sure why I am allowed to live.)

mzchief said...

To anonymous 8:58...
Ahem...You seemingly fail at reading comprehension. I clearly stated that my assessment of the looks of the woman in the photo have no meaning in her life.

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To anonymous 9:04...
If you have "seen" me tell me what I look like...Better yet, tell everyone my name! My REAL name.

That is what I thought. You are a LIAR!

There are a LOT of words that can be used to describe me but one of them is not "skank".

*StillLOL@U*

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To anonymous 9:31...

Actually, I take great pride in my verbal prowess ESPECIALLY when I am able to call upon it to smack down people, like yourself, who believe they are justified in their attempt to berate me for defending myself.

Get over defending Letterman. As I have already explained to you it was a hypothetical statement made as part of a rhetorical question.

Hey! If you want to hate on me for a HYPOTHETICAL comment I made about a celebrity who made vulgar comments about teenage girls, you go ahead and hang on to that nugget of righteous indignation.

*SHaKiNG My HeaD @ YouR STUPIDITY*

Anonymous said...

Wow! Mzchief! I don't know you but love reading you're responses to these bloggers. U go girl!!! Cuz me, U go WOMAN!

Anonymous said...

W wouldn't be caught in the same ballpark with Madeline Halfbright, Woopie Golberg, Rosie O'Donnell, Helen Thomas, Joey Behar, Roseanne Barr, Hitlary Clinton, Rachel Madcow or Cindy Sheehan. Those bitches could knock the buzzards off a shit wagon.

Anonymous said...

mzchief -
You're right, my post implied that you were judging the girl's character when you judged her looks. I did not communicate well.

I meant to say it was wrong to take a potshot at a girl's looks who must live near here and did nothing to have her picture taken except to get to visit with HWB in a private box during a Ranger game.

You said she was uglier than SJP and horsefaced. In my opinion, that is wrong and does no favors to any female.

Barry complimented her looks and you had to slam her looks. Are you one of these that can't stand for others to get compliments? Would it have warmed the ice in your veins if Barry had said this woman was hot, but not nearly as hot as mzchief?

It would be different if you were talking privately to your friends - although I still question your need to do that. Your statements were made in a rather public forum.

It would be different if the girl was at a beauty contest or was a celebrity that made her living off her looks. THis is a young woman who had her picture taken at a ballgame not too far from here.

It would be different if you were a teenager. Teenage girls do that, but most of them grow out of it - it's called maturity.

But this girl appears to be in her 20's and you are somewhere north of 40. We know this because you like to brag about your personal life.

At the very least you were being shallow and immature, at the worse you were being mean and arrogant and judgmental.

THat's all I have to say to you. I am trying to train myself that when I see the picture that is attached to your name, that I just skip to the next one.

Anonymous said...

752 nice try, however mz will never accept from some lowly person as yourself that she has any faults whatsoever,....so i just say f the stupid f'n _ _ _ _ ! (fill in the blanks)!!

mzchief said...

To anonymous 7:52...
Who are you to dictate to a random stranger what is or is not an appropriate comment to make on the Interweb? I frequently offer positive comments on Barry's blog when he posts the picture of an attractive female. I have even been accused of being a lesbian due to some of my POSITIVE comments about beautiful women.

If you HONESTLY believe it is wrong to judge the appearance of a random stranger then Barry is just as wrong for offering a positive opinion as are the commentors who offered a negative opinion. Based on your comment, your problem with my opinion is that you disagree with my opinion, in spite of the fact that my opinion happens to be the prevailing opinion. As indicated by your attempt "to train" yourself to avoid comments associated with my avatar, you clearly have a problem with me being me which more than likely is another reason you have elected to take such offense to my comments. Incidentally, you judging me makes you, in your own words, "At the very least you were being shallow and immature, at the worse you were being mean and arrogant and judgmental."

I highly suggest, you do a better job at training yourself and ignore my comments.

Anonymous said...

Amazing how one horse face can cause so much anger!!!

Anonymous said...

WOW! 1212, where did that come from? Ya been chewing on the catnip toys?

Anonymous said...

You folks so worried about her looks, have overlooked that it seems like George W. is staring at her boobs. Maybe W. thinks that there are weapons of mass descruction in there, and so he is checking it out further. What dedication.

Anonymous said...

Ingresh tough langridge to wearn. Me try so hard.

Double Fake W

Anonymous said...

1:00,It came from the Liberal Weenie yearbook. More nip, please?

Anonymous said...

I disagree with mzchf

I believe it's always OK to say something positive; it's not always OK to say something negative.

Anonymous said...

Looks kinda like Coulter, but not as anorexic and without the dementia look and the hollow eyes that reveal real pain and suffering.

Anonymous said...

1 you have apparently had enough. Go CatNap it off.

Anonymous said...

7:52
You might be considered a bit hypocritical-unless I missed all the times you've come on here and castigated others for unkind remarks about the appearance of people in BG's photos.

Anonymous said...

The chick does kinda look like Coulter...whom I find quite lovely.

And that Gypsy is rather lovely too. =) She's awfully rough on herself.

Anonymous said...

5:04, you miss the point. It's that we love to rattle mzchiefs cage when things get boring on here. She always comes "blistering" back (you can count on that) and the banter begins. Livens things up when there isn't anything better to do. (Watch, she'll bomb me now for telling you our little hush hush! hehe)

mzchief said...

To anonymous 10:18...
Your little tale might have been a wee bit more believable if the mere act of ME posting a comment, frequently voicing the opinion of the majority of commentors, rattles cages and brings out all the screaming mimis.

Just like this blog. My opinion of the woman being unattractive is that of the majority of people who commented but YOU haters are so eaten up with jealousy of me I am the one who was attacked because me being me rattles YOUR cage.

Heck! Frequently, I do not even need to bother posting a comment to get people mentioning me on blogs to which I do not even bother to respond.

Nice try with your lie but it just does not fly if you review the FACTS.

*StillLOL@U*

Anonymous said...

10:18, Wow. Why don't you just go read a book when you get bored...

Anonymous said...

5:04, SEE?? ha ha... Mzchief is just like a little rat. Put out the bait and she bites!! Problem is, she puts out the same ol' rants. They are rather tiresome, time after time, but just to know she sitting at her computer watching and waiting and when she has the opportunity (takes the bait) to "blister" back, she squirms a bit in her chair, puffs a bit of smoke from her ears and mouth and poses with fingers snapping on the keyboard. HAAAA she does it every time! Now she tries to say I'm lying? She did exactly what I knew she would!! ~~~rattle~~~ ~~~rattle~~~ little Mzchief! ROFLMAO @ YOU!

Anonymous said...

yes, 10:28, I agree with you - However, mz has gotten so predictable that the game is no longer that fun. She says the same thing over and over, although she has lately quit adding her mantra, "It sucks to be you."

Also, the original post responding to all the potshots at the girl's looks was directed at mz AND all the anonymous posters; but you mention mz's name, and she immediately thinks it's all about her.

Her other mantra: "You have problem with me being me." The point was that we do no favor to women to rag on their looks all the time and that point was a little more significant than mz. But nothing is more significant to mz than mz.

However, It is particularly disgusting to me to think of mz being a middle-aged woman, ragging on an anonymous 20-something's face. Whether her opinion is with the majority is irrelevant.

Anonymous said...

10:18 AM, why don't you shut the hell up?

Anonymous said...

10:28 - Mzchief's argument makes sense because it's true. You just sound like you're crazy and need to be on some kind of medicine or lay off the drugs. I don't see Mzchief getting upset but you sure do have yourself wound up. All it takes to make you lose your mind is for Mzchief to make a comment about something Barry puts up. I think Mzchief is right and you're just jealous of her.

Anonymous said...

12:12, I'm quite certain that you ARE Mzchief in disguise. (anon) Or, you are one of the small minded blind followers that can't think for themselves. People like you often fall into pitfalls. Jealousy on my part is ridiculous. I'm just a blog follower of many years who is sick and tired of mzchief's tyrades about herself while she continually puts others down. (But then again, you know that, because you know who I am, don't you mz!)
Your comments to me blow right past me. I just want you to understand that anyone who takes up for mzchief is either pathetically little and thinks those who blast others are to be looked up to, or is mzchief herself playing her anon side. Believe me, I have no room in my life to be jealous of anyone like Mzchief!! People like her need others to put them in their place so they don't float too high up in the sky by blowing their own hot air.

11:23, you sound quite intelligent and very self poised. We need more posters like you on here who are not afraid of the tyrades of some "named" posters who think they own the place. Thanks!

Happy Father's Day to all you fathers out there!! Bless you for what you do for your children and families!

Anonymous said...

Mzchief isn't the one who starts throwing down the hate. It's you folks who hate Mzchief who keep it ramped up. Mzchief makes a comment and you losers go crazy. Pay attention. Mzchief doesn't have anything to say to anyone on the blog until someone says something to her or about her. I think you idiots are jealous of Mzchief and just can't leave her alone. It's like you know she'd never be your friend so you have to start crap just to get her attention. Grow up and leave Mzchief alone if you don't want her to keep kicking the stupid out of you. I agree with Mzchief, it sucks to be you but it sure is funny watching it suck to be you.

Anonymous said...

12:28...I'm not 12:12 or Mzchief but you sure do sound like you're mighty full of yourself since you've appointed yourself the person in charge of putting people in their place on Barrys blog. I like Mzchief's comments and get a laugh out of her kicking the shiate out of jealous bitches like you.

You just said anyone who doesn't agree with you about Mzchief is pathetically little and someone who agrees with you is quite intelligent. Now you're also in charge of deciding who's smart and who's pathetically little. You're the one acting like you have floated too high up in the sky by blowing their own hot air. You really should let Mzchief's comments blow right past you and ignore her because you look like an idiot when she stomps the shiate out of you.

It's hard to take you seriously since you're guilty of everything you're accusing Mizchief of doing. You're the only one who's acting like you think you own the place.

Anonymous said...

11:41
I am wounded by your stunning rejoinder and witty repartee. I'll just bet that you are a facinating conversationalist. "Why don't you shut the hell up"-just how long did it take you to craft that masterful response?

Anonymous said...

10:28 - I'm the person who made the comment at 12:12 and I'm not Mzchief but thanks for the compliment. From the looks of things, 10:28, 11:23 and 12:28 were written by the same person. The comments have the same crazy style. If there's anyone who needs to be put in their place it's you. Your place is the Florida State Mental Hospital. As far as we know, you may already be there.

Your Father's Day blessing sure does ring hollow after your hateful tirade about Mzchief and the people who like Mzchief.

Anonymous said...

This whole piss-spitting exchange is what I personally can't stand about Barry's blog.

Anonymous said...

4:51 - I'm 11:23 -

If you read my post, I was RESPONDING to 10:28, so I couldn't BE 10:28.

And if you read 10:28 & 12:28, he/she was obviously the same person & in part, was responding to me.

The poster at 10:28 & 12:28 was not trying to hide the fact that it was from the same person. It was a continuation of a conversation.

Your powers of observation are underwhelming.

Anonymous said...

See now, the blog loses its "boring." hahaa..

sheeples!!

Anonymous said...

Barry-

Could you post a description of your standards of hotness? There seems to be some confusion on that point in general, made even more confusing with your inconsistent examples.


Thanks,
double fake mzchief

Anonymous said...

Bush isn't looking at the girl's boobs - he's just asleep like he always was in Washington.

Anonymous said...

everybody knows mz is a buzzard.

Anonymous said...

You people always feed into Mz's histrionic and narcissistic personality disorders. Descriptions of these disorders include "pervasive and excessive attention seeking behavior, they feel unappreciated when they are not the center of attention, a pervasive pattern of grandiosity, often appear boastful and pretentious, believe they are superior, special,or unique and expect others to recognize them as such." When she's not getting the attention she expects from the outside world, she turns to cyberspace. Clearly, she's an intelligent woman...but hey...we all have our faults. We gotta love the crazy ones too

Anonymous said...

Well 2:18 - not a bad diagnosis, but it pretty well describes most of us here in some but not all ways you describe.

To at least one person, I think this blog is (his) family.

But, hey, that's not so crazy.

Anonymous said...

2:18 - I think you just described the folks who hate Mzchief. All she has to do is make a comment and all the folks with histrionic and narcissistic personality disorders jump on her and have to draw attention to themselves and make themselves the center of attention. One thing you're right about is that Mzchief is intelligent and intelligent like I've never seen intelligent.

You people don't hate Mzchief because she thinks she's better than you. You hate Mzchief because you think she's better than you.

Anonymous said...

8:39, Mzchief.

Anonymous said...

8:39 - You must not have seen much "intelligent". She's obviously smart - but not brilliant - and certainly not one that uses her intelligence to make the world a better place - or at least not the blog world.

Anonymous said...

8:48 - I'm 8:39 and 12:12 and 4:51 and still am not Mzchief but appreciate the compliment. Do you ever get tired of being wrong?